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Breaking News!
Just this past week a former McDonald's employee achieved his goal of opening a "Tesler" dealership at The White House.
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I stand in solidarity with Marjorie Taylor Green keeping her vaccination records private. That is personal information between her and her Veterinarian.
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Comic Sans will never NOT be funny.
There is no level of sucking we haven't seen; in fact, I'm pretty sure we hold the patents on a few levels of sucking NOBODY had seen until the past few years.
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I AM ALWAYS RIGHT... except when I am wrong.
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HERE WE GO BROWNIES! HERE WE GO!!
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The memes coming out from the Signal chat thing have been bangers.
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The Big Bird one was my favorite.
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HERE WE GO BROWNIES! HERE WE GO!!
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Support Grows for Trump Serving Third Term in Prison WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Support is growing for the notion of Donald J. Trump serving a third term in prison, a new poll released on Sunday indicates. The poll, conducted by the Opinion Research Institute at the University of Minnesota, reveals that many Americans would like to see Trump serve such a third term even before his second term in the White House is over. Davis Logsdon, who supervised the survey, said that poll respondents favor exploring “any way to make this happen,” including “a constitutional amendment permitting him to serve several such terms.” https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/su...hdDOecJyxdA-c_aem_dGm6RsN-2VKQ8NraDTsRKw
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"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." Thomas Jefferson.
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“There might be some short term pain” is also the official slogan of the rectal exam.
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Increased tariff's on China have driven up the price of trump Bibles to $1000.
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JD Vance Freaks Out After Tariffs Hike Price of Eyeliner
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RFK Jr. Says Stock Market Crash Could be Reversed if Investors Drink Cod Liver Oil
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Liberation Day: The day that Americans were liberated from their money.
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Turns out MAGA and Trump are the BIGGEST political joke of all time. HUGE.
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Democratic Candidates Beg Musk to Visit Their States WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—A mad scramble erupted on Wednesday as hundreds of Democratic candidates across the nation begged Elon Musk to visit their states. Democrats who previously thought their electoral prospects were dim pleaded with the South African businessman for a miracle that only his noxious presence can deliver. Additionally, they implored Musk to don stereotypical regional headwear during his visit in the hopes of striking the most off-putting note possible. “No one guarantees a Democratic victory like Elon Musk,” one party strategist said. “He fell apart in Wisconsin like a human Cybertruck.” https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/de...u2LTW9D8omxYI_aem_q193MJ-05v2Xz6ZazYysgQ
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 Looking forward to the Bill Maher debrief after that dinner!
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I'm in! Cod liver oil is much better than the bleach tasted. Not worth the idiotic red hat, though.
"Every responsibility implies opportunity, and every opportunity implies responsibility." Otis Allen Glazebrook, 1880
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If this economy continues on its current path soon it will be Americans in Springfield, Ohio who will be eating the cats and dogs.
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That was going to happen after he cut SNAP anyway. I’d bet 50% of Springfield is on that. And the majority would be white MAGA voters.
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Ummm, those liberals have company.
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Still not funny - MAGA derp.
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