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Breaking News!

Just this past week a former McDonald's employee achieved his goal of opening a "Tesler" dealership at The White House.


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I stand in solidarity with Marjorie Taylor Green keeping her vaccination records private. That is personal information between her and her Veterinarian.


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Originally Posted by OCD
Still not funny.
Comic Sans will never NOT be funny.


There is no level of sucking we haven't seen; in fact, I'm pretty sure we hold the patents on a few levels of sucking NOBODY had seen until the past few years.

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Originally Posted by MemphisBrownie

The memes coming out from the Signal chat thing have been bangers.


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The Big Bird one was my favorite.


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Support Grows for Trump Serving Third Term in Prison

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Support is growing for the notion of Donald J. Trump serving a third term in prison, a new poll released on Sunday indicates.

The poll, conducted by the Opinion Research Institute at the University of Minnesota, reveals that many Americans would like to see Trump serve such a third term even before his second term in the White House is over.

Davis Logsdon, who supervised the survey, said that poll respondents favor exploring “any way to make this happen,” including “a constitutional amendment permitting him to serve several such terms.”

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/su...hdDOecJyxdA-c_aem_dGm6RsN-2VKQ8NraDTsRKw


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