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The worst NFL team would destroy the best college team.

It would not be a contest at all.

Now see what you did. That is uncalled for! You injected actual common sense to the argument. That is not allowed in these parts!!!

That is silly to think. The difference between the best and worst NFL teams are quite small. That is why it is so hard to win in the NFL. The players cut in August were all stars on their college teams. The Browns vs the Buckeyes or Hoosiers would be an absolute blow out. Both teams have 1st round talent that is correct, but both have quite a few players that will not make an NFL roster. There is also a difference between 18–22-year-olds vs 20- to 35-year-olds who have professional trainers working their muscle fitness to perfection. The amount of time watching and digesting film. While the product on Sunday looks bad it is still far superior to what is put on the field in the college game.

The Irish and Italian immigrants didn't receive much to any public assistance either.

I never said all. Don't worry, with all the allegations as to the size of the theft, auditors will be all up the butt of Minnesota officials. Lot's of people are going to get caught up in this.

For all of those blaming everything on any certain person (be it Kevin, Tommy, our QB's or anybody else. Just how great did the Chiefs offense look this week. Be honest The Chiefs OT's are going down as fast as ours are this season. Patricks stat line last week???

14 of 33 for 160 yards. ZERO TD's THREE Int's, 2 sacks and a QBR of 19.8.


How many of you think this is the fault of The Chiefs Head Coach, Offensive cordinator, or on Mahomes himself.


Of do you think you can't win in the NFL if you if you can't protect your QB??? or run the ball.

It's not tanking when you just happen to suck THAT bad. I mean we have 3rd stringers starting on offensive line. It's a miracle we don't look even worse. The Browns are trying to win. They are just not good enough yet.

I would rather start fresh that bring in an old yellow stained, used up cloth. I'm not touching that thing. No way. No how. What is he going to go from being piss in a pot to a brown down the drain? No thanks!

I don't really like Tomlin. I always felt like he benefited too much from what Cow built up before him. I think Tomlin thinks too highly of himself and because of that has become too inflexible and unable to adapt to a changing NFL.

We will have to agree to disagree. I don't think the Browns could even put up a decent game against either of them. Both of those teams play with way better discipline and have more first round picks on both sides of the rosters. LOL I think the Browns would get blown out by either of them to the point it would be embarrassing to watch.

And yet you didn't... but Tomlin is your red line? That seems weird.

Regardless, as FATE pointed out in the Tomlin thread, it's not happening... but it's a fun thought experiment. I happen to think he's a good football coach and especially in the areas that we need most.

I wouldn't mind picking up a vet QB to stash/reclaim. We could do round 2 with Pickett or pick up someone similar on the cheap as a side reclamation project.

If we can get a strong LT prospect in the draft, then I think we're good with sliding Jones back over to RT and trying again at adding some depth there. Settling the tackle spots like that would be like having a completely different (as in better) Oline.

It has been 3,249 days since Tomlin has won a playoff game.

Exaaaactly!

Ripped this off from Reddit.

Title: The Second Anus

One of the foremost experts in holistic yoga and transcendental body modification was in deep concentration. He was working on achieving the ultimate position of bliss. Others had tried (and almost managed) to adopt the incredibly difficult pose but ultimately their limited flexibility and concentration let them down. Only the undisputed master of body rearrangement had any real chance of contorting into the ‘Mount Everest’ of impossible yoga positions.

After 14 long months of intensely dedicated stretches and pretzel-like practice contortions, Haru Rajnese finally managed to do what no other human being had ever done. His svelte body bent into a previously-thought impossible pose of limbs and intertwined muscle. His left arm was wrapped around his right leg. His left leg was bend around his neck and torso. His lean torso was curved backward in an unnatural, very twisted way. His right arm snaked around his neck like a menacing serpent squeezing it’s hapless prey. His contorted head was between the bend of one knee. A casual observer would’ve thought he was the unfortunate victim of a horrible industrial accident.

A large gathering of admirers and onlookers came to witness his crowning triumph. The revered yogi was silent in the incredibly complex position for many, many hours. He had systematically removed all air from his lungs in order to achieve the jaw-dropping feat. For this reason, he had to breath only once every three minutes. Speaking was utterly impossible and many of his supporters worried he might be unable to reverse the ridiculous tangled knot of human flesh and bone. Even his fingers were bent awkwardly to facilitate the noble effort.

For hours he remained stationary. The crowd murmured and grew restless. They worried he was in deep distress or incapable of asking for help untangling himself. A few of them decided it had went on for too long. They sought to ‘rescue’ him but were stopped by his assistants. To ‘help’ the guru master would be to bring unforgivable shame upon him. It would undo his greatest triumph since the point was to adopt the inhuman position, and then to return back to normal posture, unscathed. They were exhorted to be patient a little longer. Master Haru knew what he was doing. He would rather die in that tangled mass of unrecognizable body parts than ask for help in undoing it.

An audible gasp filled the crowd as a single finger began to twitch on the confusing heap of intertwined flesh before them. He was in the slow process of unwinding. Over the next three hours, the focused yogi slowly weaved himself into certain new positions, in order to return. It was the equivalent of being stuck in a ridiculously tight parking spot and having to do a multi-point turn to extract yourself. The way out was through. His mind and body were one. Bones cracked. Muscles twitched involuntarily. Joints were being asked to bend in impossible directions. It was biological madness.

For the first time in many hours, the master blinked a single time. The empty haze in his eyes drifted away. His mind was slowly returning back to consciousness. His chest heaved. There were only a few things left to reposition, for his body to return back to ‘normal’. It was spellbinding to witness but the crowd remained respectfully silent during the final stages. They had been warned that even near the end, speaking to him could break his trance and harm him. With the last few bends, he was ‘back’.

A slow wave in his muscles signified he was repairing the damage to his tissues for the abuse his body just endured. He took a dramatic deep breath and opened his eyes again. He stood before all the onlookers expressionless. To even smile at his success would be to permit pride. It would negate the entire process of self-discovery and mind over body. He even sought to excise the inner pride he felt. The gathered crowd remained respectfully silent as they had been instructed to be (by the master’s dutiful assistants).

He took a solitary, respectful bow. Soon he would retire to his modest quarters. He desperately needed to rest but before the onlookers could disperse, one impulsive young man couldn’t contain his excitement over witnessing the amazing spectacle.

He blurted out; “Master! Master! Did you learn anything from your deep exploration of the mind and body?”

The rest of the attendees at the meditation gathering were shocked by his stark breach in etiquette. They were all very curious, but only the one man failed to contain his immediate need to know. Many of those present grimaced from shame or vicarious embarrassment but the questioner remained steadfast in his desire to be answered right then.

The master made eye contact with the brazen youngster. “I would’ve shared with everyone the details of my journey (when we were together again at the temple), but since you ask now, I shall now answer. In this journey to better know the human mind and body, I just discovered there is actually a second anus on some people. Like the traditional one, it breaks wind without thought and spews forth unnecessary waste. The most surprising thing about this curious discovery is that it resides in the middle of the face. Now, I must retire. I am greatly fatigued by my meditative endeavors. Good evening all.”

And now the political joke that must be made: Trump is officially President Second Anus from now on, unless you can prove me wrong.

So, you're saying there's a chance?

The threshold is 6mos sobriety, sometimes they'll make an exception.

Functionally the immigration laws did not exist until 1882, and some the laws of passed in 1882 were intended to exclude Chinese.

https://www.migrationpolicy.org/sites/default/files/publications/CIR-1790Timeline.pdf

j/c...

In what world would Tomlin leave the Steelers (regardless of why) and come to Cleveland?

He's going to follow a HOF coaching career and trade generations of beloved hero-worship for the moniker "villain" and a great chance at becoming the brunt of endless jokes??

Not in this place, not in this time, not in this universe. Never, never, not ever.

Hell no. I can’t stand him. If that happens me and the Browns are done. I should have left over DW.

From what I saw the last two weeks…. YES we are tanking on purpose.

I’m glad, but surprised he got a liver after his past drinking caused the issue. They won’t give a smoker a new heart or lungs, just saying I’m surprised.

You are entitled to your opinion.

However, you are not a coach or player. You don't attend practice or sit in position meetings and study film.

You have no idea the plays that were practiced in the red zone all week.

Rookies and veterans make mistakes. Shedeur, Fannin, Judkins, Sampson, and Larvadain are all rookies so who is coming in? In addition four of the starting five OL were not on the field including the center. The center and Shedeur already fumbled an exchange.

Don't pretend to know how to coach. It doesn't play well.

Like I said before. You can start every post with fire KS. You can hate the guy and think he is horrible.

You can find others who agree. It does not make you or them right.

Fano has played both Lt and RT and is the top rated LT in the class. There are a lot of projections that have Mauigoa best suited to move to guard in the NFL. He’s got the talent that he’ll have the opportunity to try an play on the outside. Same thing with Kadyn Proctor.