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Our first contestant hails from Texas by way of Kansas City and Cleveland. When she isn't winning a chili eating contest she likes to collect coins, write in her dream journal and play prevent defenses. She hopes someday to be allowed to ride a horse. It's the lovely Miss Juliet!  Our next contestant loves long bus rides, ham sandwiches, and dreams to someday be an NFL Coach. It's the lovely Miss Erica!  Our next contestant is heartbroken over a recent breakup and would really appreciate your votes. She someday wishes to find the man of her dreams and keep him for over 12 months. The lovely Miss Chud!  Our next contestant loves to have a fun night out with the girls partying and "scouting the local talent". She someday hopes to drive sober. It's the lovely Miss Heckert!  Our next contestant is best known for her work in Alice and Wonderland, inspiring the Beatles song I am the Walrus, and her upcoming 2014 blockbuster Tusk. She hopes one day to eat a large amount of mackrel at someone elses expense. It's the dazzling Miss Michelle!  Our next contestant battled her way to the top. First she rammed through her opponents and now she soars like an eagle. She hopes someday to have a less androgynous name. It's the lovely Miss Pat!  Our next contestant comes all the way from the sewers beneath Philadelphia. There she was crowned queen of the rats after a decade being cheese treasurer. She someday hopes to enslave all of humanity...It's the lovely Miss Josephina!  Sadly we could not be joined by the lovely Miss Lombardi or Haslam. Miss Lombardi was feeling fat today and Miss Haslam has pressing legal matters to attend to.
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Erica looked the most realistic. Like an angry, butch hospital administrator.
Politicians are puppets, y'all. Let's get Geppetto!
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This is the stupidest post I've ever seen on here. Even in this forum.
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And into the forest I go, to lose my mind and find my soul.
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This makes sense when you remember that 'cob lives in Thailand.
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This makes sense when you remember that 'cob lives in Thailand.
I hadn't thought of that but it makes perfect sense now 
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You'll find a god in every golden cloister
and if you're lucky then the gods a she.
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You'll find a god in every golden cloister
and if you're lucky then the gods a she.
Always check your god for an Adam's apple before you go anywhere near their golden cloister.
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I hope you didn't spend a lot of time on this. 
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Can someone explain the ham sandwich thing to me?
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I think they're talking about mac and his rants regarding the Brady Quinn trade to Denver. He kept saying we gave up Quinn for a "ham sandwich" (and picks!).
I thought he was the one that made up the ham sandwich thing.
There is no level of sucking we haven't seen; in fact, I'm pretty sure we hold the patents on a few levels of sucking NOBODY had seen until the past few years.
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It wasn't mac. It was some guy named akronjoe who hasn't been around much since then.
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can someone explain to me what the heck is going on in this thread? it looks like something that belongs in the shack from that multiple named Lamar poster.
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Ballpeen called our former coaches feminine in the HC thread. I..having not slept for a day or two..created the Romeo image. Then after it disgusted several people I churned out a few more for kicks. Whether that was a wise decision is up for debate
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You're right. My mistake.
There is no level of sucking we haven't seen; in fact, I'm pretty sure we hold the patents on a few levels of sucking NOBODY had seen until the past few years.
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ok, makes more sense now. thanks.
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It wasn't mac. It was some guy named akronjoe who hasn't been around much since then.
And he was referring to Peyton Hillis as the ham sandwich.
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It wasn't mac. It was some guy named akronjoe who hasn't been around much since then.
And he was referring to Peyton Hillis as the ham sandwich.
If only he was a year later and he had called Hillis a turd sandwich. Then he would have been a genius.
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I'm really surprised he hasn't been back to say "told ya". He took a lot of guff here.
And into the forest I go, to lose my mind and find my soul.
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Speaking of mac ..... I wonder where he's been.He hasn't posted since last October. I hope everything's OK.
Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.
John 14:19 Jesus said: Because I live, you also will live.
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I was thinking that the other day when somebody mentioned him. I took a quick look, and I believe he hasn't posted since October. With everything going on and his feelings about the new front office, I can't imagine him staying away from here. I'm worried about that.
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Yeah ... he was a pain in the ass, but I hope that he, and those close to him, are OK.
Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.
John 14:19 Jesus said: Because I live, you also will live.
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Unfortunately, there are things you just can't un-see.
I am unfamiliar with this feeling of optimism
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Speaking of mac ..... I wonder where he's been.He hasn't posted since last October. I hope everything's OK.
I heard from Mac and all is ok. Just taking some time off the board.
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I heard from Mac and all is ok. Just taking some time off the board.
Voluntarily?
And into the forest I go, to lose my mind and find my soul.
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Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.
John 14:19 Jesus said: Because I live, you also will live.
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Mangini is kind of pretty. lmao
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Thanks for the information. mac is annoying as hell, but he is a Brown's fan and I've been worried about him.
Like Jules, I was thinking he would be reveling in all the negative pub our FO has received. I worried that something bad happened to him.
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Thanks for the information. mac is annoying as hell, but he is a Brown's fan and I've been worried about him.
Like Jules, I was thinking he would be reveling in all the negative pub our FO has received. I worried that something bad happened to him.
Ditto, glad to hear. I miss his posts, and actually agreed with him on occasion...
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Thanks for the information. mac is annoying as hell, but he is a Brown's fan and I've been worried about him.
Like Jules, I was thinking he would be reveling in all the negative pub our FO has received. I worried that something bad happened to him.
Ditto, glad to hear. I miss his posts, and actually agreed with him on occasion...
I'm sorry for you.
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Thanks for the information. mac is annoying as hell, but he is a Brown's fan and I've been worried about him.
Like Jules, I was thinking he would be reveling in all the negative pub our FO has received. I worried that something bad happened to him.
Ditto, glad to hear. I miss his posts, and actually agreed with him on occasion...
I'm sorry for you.
Appropriate response withheld...
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the losers...Socrates
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Funny post!
It took four months but now I feel like a success. Look forward to more posts like this in the future!
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Laughing at this Kingcob! Not going to sleep well for awhile, because these are disturbing (disturbed) pix. Went with my gut after a pointless competition (no points). Went with the Juliet because she looked so needy.  
"Every responsibility implies opportunity, and every opportunity implies responsibility." Otis Allen Glazebrook, 1880
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