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LONDON (AP) - Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all. In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine. "The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME. "He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive." Richards' father, Bert, died in 2002, at 84. Richards, one of rock's legendary wild men, told the magazine that his survival was the result of luck, and advised young musicians against trying to emulate him. "I did it because that was the way I did it. Now people think it's a way of life," he was quoted as saying. "I've no pretensions about immortality," he added. "I'm the same as everyone ... just kind of lucky. "I was No. 1 on the `who's likely to die' list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list," Richards said. ___ On the Net: Rolling Stones: http://www.rollingstones.com/home.phpNME: http://www.nme.com/Copyright 2007 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed. http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8O9AFO01&show_article=1----------------- Don't know what to think about this one. 
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"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."
If there ever was an Apocalypse the only things alive would be Keith Richards and cockroaches.
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Just when I thought Ozzy snorting a popsicle stick covered with ants was beyond strange... 
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If there ever was an Apocalypse the only things alive would be Keith Richards and cockroaches.
So true...
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LOL defiantly dident want to know this... you know this is one thing you can see coming but you don't want to see or hear it...
like you want to eat hot dogs but you don't want to see how their made.
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LOL defiantly dident want to know this... you know this is one thing you can see coming but you don't want to see or hear it...
like you want to eat hot dogs but you don't want to see how their made.
Or we know if you respond we don't want to try to translate it to English.
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Richards, one of rock's legendary wild men, told the magazine that his survival was the result of luck, and advised young musicians against trying to emulate him.
I consider myself a rock musician (not very young though) and I certainly don't emulate him, nor anyone in this vein.
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"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."
If there ever was an Apocalypse the only things alive would be Keith Richards and cockroaches.
I have a feeling that the cockroaches would roll over and die first.....Keith is a rough mother folker!  
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All I can say is,it must take a real mother to snort your father. 
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Yes Pit................and he has a mug that only a mother could love! 
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He kinda looks like a corpse in that picture.
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That's just sick. 
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Oh that wacky Keith Richards
I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch......
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If there ever was an Apocalypse the only things alive would be Keith Richards and cockroaches.
I think it will be hard to tell them apart they're both pretty.........
darn ugly.
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I still laugh about the interview Johnny Depp did after Pirates of the Caribbean. He said he patterned Jack Sparrow after Keith Richards.
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Yeah that's why Keith is going to play Jack's father.
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Can't wait to see it. I think it will be too funny.
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I still laugh about the interview Johnny Depp did after Pirates of the Caribbean. He said he patterned Jack Sparrow after Keith Richards.
The media really latched onto that, too. It's almost become a part of the Jack Sparrow character.
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Link Richards denies snorting his dad's ashes LONDON - Keith Richards was joking when he claimed to have snorted his father's ashes along with cocaine, a spokesman said Wednesday. "It was an off-the-cuff remark, a joke, and it is not true. File under April Fool's joke," said Bernard Doherty of LD Communications, which represents the Rolling Stones. Doherty declined to say any more about why Richards made the statement in an interview with NME, a pop music magazine. "The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," the 63-year-old guitarist was quoted as saying. "He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared ... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive." Richards' father, Bert, died in 2002, at 84.
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LOL defiantly dident want to know this... you know this is one thing you can see coming but you don't want to see or hear it...
like you want to eat hot dogs but you don't want to see how their made.
Or we know if you respond we don't want to try to translate it to English.
I think 123 snorted some Keith Richards...
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...but then, I don't htink she ever did the amount of drugs that guy did 