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I heard about this on the news and it's really getting out of hand. A young child pretends a pencil is a gun and gets suspended for it. Absolutely ridiculous. I get the zero tolerance policy, and it makes more sense to suspend a teenager or something (someone who is aware of what they're doing and what it means) as opposed to a 2nd grade kid who has no idea what he's doing. The amount of censoring and hurt feelings going on in America right now is kind of nuts.
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I'd just make a video with 2 screens:
Title Screen: How to Avoid Guns
Screen 2: Good Luck With That.
Nah, you gotta go full on out with this. Use such overt sarcasm, that you're not leaving without another Saturday school. You need to make that teacher look like the fool they are.
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I got it.
Create an alternate world scenario, where a gun is something else, like a puppy perhaps. Then make a video of people walking around, and come up on a puppy, and they do everything to avoid it, while saying things like "Oh no a gun, watch out", "stay away from that gun" all the while it is really a cute little puppy.
We don't have to agree with each other, to respect each others opinion.
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I once got into a choking match with a kid in preschool and my teacher just told us to stop. In 3rd grade, I was stabbed on top of my head with a pin on a badge and laughed it off. I had numerous girls kick me in the fellas downstairs throughout my elementary years. In 5th grade, I created a bow and arrow out of a ruler, rubberband, pencil, and thumbtack.
None of these actions led to any kind of discipline other than being told to stop. I wouldn't have lasted long in school these days and am scared of how wussified kids now will end up being in 15-20 years.
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I'd just make a video with 2 screens:
Title Screen: How to Avoid Guns
Screen 2: Good Luck With That.
You forgot the part where you have to run away from cops since they carry guns and the only way to avoid guns in that case is to run from cops.
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