Previous Thread
Next Thread
Print Thread
Page 1 of 3 1 2 3
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 10,246
Legend
OP Offline
Legend
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 10,246
I might not necessarily agree with what he's saying, but that doesn't stop me from finding it HI-larious.



I am unfamiliar with this feeling of optimism
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 28,157
Likes: 838
Legend
Offline
Legend
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 28,157
Likes: 838
Whiny dolt.


Browns is the Browns

... there goes Joe Thomas, the best there ever was in this game.

Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 3,643
A
Hall of Famer
Offline
Hall of Famer
A
Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 3,643
haha

Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 1,482
Likes: 34
Dawg Talker
Offline
Dawg Talker
Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 1,482
Likes: 34
LOL.

I would say this is exactly how I feel...except since I've already felt that way for so long, I don't even bother with season tickets. It's a waste of time and money.

I can leave the bar early when we're down 20 points and/or decide to just do yard work instead when we're inevitably 2-10. All for about $10 a game.

Mike is spot on yet again.


[Linked Image]

Fear us, for we are the BROWNS, led by the mighty BM! Only in Cleveland.
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 1,802
C
Dawg Talker
Offline
Dawg Talker
C
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 1,802
If he's really that worked up over having a bad football team, then his life is a factory of sadness.

He's kind of funny and writes pretty well, I'd say, but does that guy really command his own web site?


Politicians are puppets, y'all. Let's get Geppetto!

Formerly 4yikes2yoshi0
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 8,704
Hall of Famer
Offline
Hall of Famer
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 8,704
You guys do realize he is a comedian, right?



Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 28,157
Likes: 838
Legend
Offline
Legend
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 28,157
Likes: 838
Well, I suppose that's his official title, but I'm not sure how much he's earned it


Browns is the Browns

... there goes Joe Thomas, the best there ever was in this game.

Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 16,195
Legend
Offline
Legend
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 16,195
Quote:

You guys do realize he is a comedian, right?




That would explain why his checkbook is in a rebuilding year.


#GMSTRONG
Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 17,850
N
Legend
Offline
Legend
N
Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 17,850
Quote:

Well, I suppose that's his official title, but I'm not sure how much he's earned it




hey, somebody should profit off being a fan of this team the last 13 years, right?


#gmstrong
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 13,205
Likes: 234
D
Legend
Offline
Legend
D
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 13,205
Likes: 234
His two "Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism" videos are pretty funny, as well as his online "Man In The Box" series of mini-episodes. They're rated PG-13 for language, so I can't post them here, but you can find them on Youtube.

Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 1,656
Likes: 5
C
Dawg Talker
Offline
Dawg Talker
C
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 1,656
Likes: 5
Weak! If you're going to the trouble of putting it on YouTube, at least make it funny.


There may be people who have more talent than you, but there's no excuse for anyone to work harder than you do.
-Derek Jeter
Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 2,936
B
Hall of Famer
Offline
Hall of Famer
B
Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 2,936
As a season ticket holder, I found that pretty funny. Maybe not funny, but humorous nontheless.


[color:"white"]"Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference."

-- Mark Twain [/color]
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 1,802
C
Dawg Talker
Offline
Dawg Talker
C
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 1,802
Quote:

You guys do realize he is a comedian, right?




He's so good that I hadn't a clue. That really changes my perception of his funniness.


Politicians are puppets, y'all. Let's get Geppetto!

Formerly 4yikes2yoshi0
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 1,656
Likes: 5
C
Dawg Talker
Offline
Dawg Talker
C
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 1,656
Likes: 5
I guess I just saw it as something that this guy thinks is much funnier than anyone else does.


There may be people who have more talent than you, but there's no excuse for anyone to work harder than you do.
-Derek Jeter
Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 2,936
B
Hall of Famer
Offline
Hall of Famer
B
Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 2,936
Could be. "Funny" is often in the eyes/ears of the beholder.


[color:"white"]"Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference."

-- Mark Twain [/color]
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 50,375
Likes: 457
Legend
Offline
Legend
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 50,375
Likes: 457


It would be even funnier if it wasn't so true.


Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.

John 14:19 Jesus said: Because I live, you also will live.
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 5,365
Likes: 48
Hall of Famer
Offline
Hall of Famer
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 5,365
Likes: 48
Quote:



It would be even funnier if it wasn't so true.




I probably wouldn't have found it as funny if there weren't so many truths to it.

It's the time of the year where the insanity begins, put in OT so I can get my tickets in order to be miserable. Makes a lot of sense doesn't it.

Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 50,375
Likes: 457
Legend
Offline
Legend
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 50,375
Likes: 457
Quote:

Whiny dolt.




He's more creative than the Browns have been on offense in quite some time .......


Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.

John 14:19 Jesus said: Because I live, you also will live.
Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 512
J
All Pro
Offline
All Pro
J
Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 512
Well I thought it was funny.

Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 1,246
Likes: 1
B
Dawg Talker
Offline
Dawg Talker
B
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 1,246
Likes: 1
Don't know if you seen this one by him but it hits right at home with me.

Student Loans . . .


Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 28,157
Likes: 838
Legend
Offline
Legend
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 28,157
Likes: 838
Quote:

Quote:

Whiny dolt.




He's more creative than the Browns have been on offense in quite some time .......




But he's a lot less funny than our offense.


Browns is the Browns

... there goes Joe Thomas, the best there ever was in this game.

Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 1,482
Likes: 34
Dawg Talker
Offline
Dawg Talker
Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 1,482
Likes: 34
Our offense doesn't make me laugh, it makes me cry. Then, after crying, I feel EXACTLY like Mike Polk.


[Linked Image]

Fear us, for we are the BROWNS, led by the mighty BM! Only in Cleveland.
Joined: Jan 2009
Posts: 42,413
Likes: 501
C
Legend
Offline
Legend
C
Joined: Jan 2009
Posts: 42,413
Likes: 501
If something makes you feel like this, why continue to follow it?

Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 13,788
Likes: 170
M
mac Offline
Legend
Offline
Legend
M
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 13,788
Likes: 170
jc..

Just some general comments about the "Factory of Sadness" fad and those who associate themselves with the phrase.

When I see the words "Factory of Sadness"...I think about the individuals who associate themselves with that phrase...

...what weak, negative, helpless people they must be.

...I picture people who have never done anything difficult in their lives and have no clue what it means "to sacrifice" for a goal.

...I see people who are looking for sympathy, people who cry easily, hoping their tears will influence others to join them in their misery.

...I figure those looking to be associated with the words "Factory of Sadness" ...must be depressed people who are not happy until everyone else is just as unhappy and depressed as they are.

...I see people who are never satisfied..people who always find fault.

This whole "Factory of Sadness" fad...disgusts me...



FOOTBALL IS NOT BASEBALL

Home of the Free, Because of the Brave...
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 3,887
Hall of Famer
Offline
Hall of Famer
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 3,887
You're right mac, 2 winning seasons and a 0-1 playoff record since 1999 is a factory of joy. Geez get a grip, it's a freaking joke. Did you even watch the original video? He rants and complains and whines and then says "See you Sunday."

Some people take stuff way to seriously.


[Linked Image from mypsn.eu.playstation.com]
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 8,704
Hall of Famer
Offline
Hall of Famer
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 8,704
Quote:

jc..

Just some general comments about the "Factory of Sadness" fad and those who associate themselves with the phrase.

When I see the words "Factory of Sadness"...I think about the individuals who associate themselves with that phrase...

...what weak, negative, helpless people they must be.

...I picture people who have never done anything difficult in their lives and have no clue what it means "to sacrifice" for a goal.

...I see people who are looking for sympathy, people who cry easily, hoping their tears will influence others to join them in their misery.

...I figure those looking to be associated with the words "Factory of Sadness" ...must be depressed people who are not happy until everyone else is just as unhappy and depressed as they are.

...I see people who are never satisfied..people who always find fault.

This whole "Factory of Sadness" fad...disgusts me...






This post is a factory of sadness.

No, seriously, I feel bad for people who take everything in life so serious.



Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 6,444
Likes: 16
Hall of Famer
Offline
Hall of Famer
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 6,444
Likes: 16
You need to remember that old Mac there is so far to the Left that he is not even in the Stadium !

Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 1,482
Likes: 34
Dawg Talker
Offline
Dawg Talker
Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 1,482
Likes: 34
I'm going to ignore your thinly veiled attacks and put-downs (not that I give a flying rip what you think about me anyway) but I wear the "Factory of Sadness" sig as a badge of honor because of it's humor, creativity and truth.

We ARE a factory of sadness. Every draft. Every FA period. Every coaching & FO hire/fire. Every roster purge/rebuild. Every "newest" QB. Every 4 win season.

It's only caught on because it's SO DISGUSTINGLY TRUE!

Loving the Browns (and I do love the Browns) is akin to being in an abusive relationship. Everyone around you looks at you and asks "why in the WORLD are you still putting up with that?". You yourself even know it's a wretched, god-forsaken situation that isn't healthy. But....you love them and can't imagine the world without them...so despite everything you stay anyway.

I'll never stop loving/caring for/cheering for the Browns. But I'm also not dumb enough to ignore the fact that we're a laughing stock of a franchise with no "end of the tunnel" in near sight. Due to this, it causes much "sadness" for all of those who care about this team. It's almost like this franchise PRODUCES sadness on a yearly basis.

Yes, Factory of Sadness indeed.


[Linked Image]

Fear us, for we are the BROWNS, led by the mighty BM! Only in Cleveland.
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 50,375
Likes: 457
Legend
Offline
Legend
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 50,375
Likes: 457
If someone doesn't feel sad about the hopeless manner in which this team has conducted itself for the past 20 years or so, then they either have no heart, or they aren't really a fan of the Browns.

There was a time where "Cleveland Browns" and "Winning, Excellence, and Tradition" were synonymous. Now we have become the punchline to national jokes. If that doesn't make a fan sad, then I don't know what would. Personally it rips my heart out every year when we finish in some hopeless morass of bad choices by the team, poor coaching, and horrible play by our players. Like a dummy though, I am there straight on through .... never even taking a break ..... ready for more .... and hoping against hope that this year will be different .... even when I have zero reason to expect that it will be.

Yep, factory of sadness is entirely appropriate. If the Cleveland Browns don't like it, then feel free to change. I'd be all for that.


Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.

John 14:19 Jesus said: Because I live, you also will live.
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 3,639
Hall of Famer
Offline
Hall of Famer
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 3,639
Quote:

Quote:

jc..

Just some general comments about the "Factory of Sadness" fad and those who associate themselves with the phrase.

When I see the words "Factory of Sadness"...I think about the individuals who associate themselves with that phrase...

...what weak, negative, helpless people they must be.

...I picture people who have never done anything difficult in their lives and have no clue what it means "to sacrifice" for a goal.

...I see people who are looking for sympathy, people who cry easily, hoping their tears will influence others to join them in their misery.

...I figure those looking to be associated with the words "Factory of Sadness" ...must be depressed people who are not happy until everyone else is just as unhappy and depressed as they are.

...I see people who are never satisfied..people who always find fault.

This whole "Factory of Sadness" fad...disgusts me...






This post is a factory of sadness.

No, seriously, I feel bad for people who take everything in life so serious.




This.

It's unfortunate that you (mac) get that worked up over what someone else is wearing, about a football team no less.


Eat it Phil...
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 11,465
P
PDR Offline
Legend
Offline
Legend
P
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 11,465
Quote:

jc..

Just some general comments about the "Factory of Sadness" fad and those who associate themselves with the phrase.

When I see the words "Factory of Sadness"...I think about the individuals who associate themselves with that phrase...

...what weak, negative, helpless people they must be.

...I picture people who have never done anything difficult in their lives and have no clue what it means "to sacrifice" for a goal.

...I see people who are looking for sympathy, people who cry easily, hoping their tears will influence others to join them in their misery.

...I figure those looking to be associated with the words "Factory of Sadness" ...must be depressed people who are not happy until everyone else is just as unhappy and depressed as they are.

...I see people who are never satisfied..people who always find fault.

This whole "Factory of Sadness" fad...disgusts me...






I see a joke. And people laughing at that joke.

Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 50,375
Likes: 457
Legend
Offline
Legend
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 50,375
Likes: 457
It's more like satire ..... and satire only hurts because of the biting truth behind it.


Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.

John 14:19 Jesus said: Because I live, you also will live.
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 2,831
Hall of Famer
Offline
Hall of Famer
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 2,831
This past year was the first year I actively did not even try to watch all the games. I think I didn't see a single minute of the last 5 games, because honestly, there was no point, and I spent my Sundays golfing instead and was much happier.


[Linked Image from i190.photobucket.com]
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 8,704
Hall of Famer
Offline
Hall of Famer
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 8,704
I only watched because Sunday is family time. We all hang out, drink some beer, cook out if it's warm enough, and laugh at our offense



Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 13,788
Likes: 170
M
mac Offline
Legend
Offline
Legend
M
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 13,788
Likes: 170
Those Browns fans who want to associate themselves with the "Factory of Sadness" and the individual who coined the phrase..

...the guy is freaking loser and obviously a wimpy boy looking for attention anyway he can get it...hell, he once kissed a another guy on national TV just to be noticed. The dude reminds me of the baby/kid who cried everytime he did not get his way and mommy and daddy always came to the rescue.

Those of you who choose to be a follower of this loser and his Factory of Sadness attitude...be my guest. He's probably a Steelers fan trying to punk Browns fans into feeling sorry for themselves...and if he's not a Steelers fan...HE SHOULD BE !


FOOTBALL IS NOT BASEBALL

Home of the Free, Because of the Brave...
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 8,704
Hall of Famer
Offline
Hall of Famer
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 8,704
He's a comedian.

But, you're the funniest person in this thread.



Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 11,465
P
PDR Offline
Legend
Offline
Legend
P
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 11,465
Quote:

Those Browns fans who want to associate themselves with the "Factory of Sadness" and the individual who coined the phrase..

...the guy is freaking loser and obviously a wimpy boy looking for attention anyway he can get it...hell, he once kissed a another guy on national TV just to be noticed. The dude reminds me of the baby/kid who cried everytime he did not get his way and mommy and daddy always came to the rescue.

Those of you who choose to be a follower of this loser and his Factory of Sadness attitude...be my guest. He's probably a Steelers fan trying to punk Browns fans into feeling sorry for themselves...and if he's not a Steelers fan...HE SHOULD BE !





At 34, he's had work appear on HBO, TNT, Cinemax, Funny or Die, Telemundo, etc. and his YouTube work has become such a sensation that it continues to land him national work, which is ridiculously hard for a comedian to do, especially considering that he's doing it out of Cleveland. Most comedians who don't base themselves out of New York or L.A., especially early in their careers, get absolutely nowhere. In terms of national recognition, he's probably the biggest comedian to break out of Cleveland since Drew Carey.

Personally, I think he's marginally talented. He's made me laugh, but I don't think he's the greatest. He is, however, still unseasoned, and his success to date is pretty impressive.

I don't know the guy, but he certainly doesn't sound like a freaking loser. This tangent you're on here, however, is another story.


Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 13,788
Likes: 170
M
mac Offline
Legend
Offline
Legend
M
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 13,788
Likes: 170
Quote:

He's a comedian.

But, you're the funniest person in this thread.




What did I say about the wimpy dude that was not true?

Making a joke out of Browns fans and the city of Cleveland makes this dude a comedian?...at whose expense?

If Browns fans want to be used by this dude and support what he does at their expense, nothing anyone can do about it.





FOOTBALL IS NOT BASEBALL

Home of the Free, Because of the Brave...
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 30,822
Likes: 516
A
Legend
Offline
Legend
A
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 30,822
Likes: 516
With all due respect - and this in no way means I agree with mac - but, aren't you the same talent judge that called out Larry the Cable guy, saying he was a nothing, worthless, some kind of farmer's kid with no talent or skill?

Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 13,788
Likes: 170
M
mac Offline
Legend
Offline
Legend
M
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 13,788
Likes: 170
Quote:

This tangent you're on here, however, is another story.





PDR...you want be the butt of someone's jokes...fine.

You want to associate yourself with the term "Factory of Sadness"...fine.

This Factory of Sadness thing...just what are you people wanting...someone to cry with you?...you want others to feel sorry for you?

This Factory of Sadness thing is not in my DNA...I can't help it if my mother and father promoted a positive attitude in us kids. Nothing positive about the term Factory of Sadness or the wimpy kid who makes some of you the butt of his jokes by dissing the team you claim to be a fan of.




FOOTBALL IS NOT BASEBALL

Home of the Free, Because of the Brave...
Page 1 of 3 1 2 3
DawgTalkers.net Forums DawgTalk Tailgate Forum "Factory of Sadness" guy's new video

Link Copied to Clipboard
Powered by UBB.threads™ PHP Forum Software 7.7.5