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Hey Clowntown! Another offseason and no movement from Heckert or Holmgren. Man you guys are like the abused dog that keeps coming back to his abusive owner.

You still crying over your beloved Hillis skipping town? This time last year you were all thumping your chests claiming Hillis was the greatest RB in the history of the NFL. But you still have Hurtesty and Ogbonblabla to strike fear into opposing defenses. You guys really are delusional. Some of you probably want Heckert to trade completely out of the first round just to pick up a few extra fifth rounders. If you guys could build your own Browns dream team, it would be quarterbacked by Charlie Frye and coached by Eric Mangini.

I really feel sorry for you guys. Good luck sitting through crap once again this season. Here are a few popular quotes that will be coming from Cleveland this season:

Fire Holgrun!

Fire Huckerts!

Hire Marty S. as President, GM and Head Coach!

Sell the team to Bernie!

Later losers.

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Why is a Raiders fan on our message board?

We don't play the Raiders this coming year do we?


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Who have the Bengals signed of significance?

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I really feel sorry for you guys. Good luck sitting through crap once again this season.




I've got two words for you: BLACK OUT. How many tickets will the Bengals have to give away to fill up their pathetic bandwagon THIS season?


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Well they've signed 3 former 1st rnd picks who have bombed and bounced around the league. Jamaal Anderson, Derrick Harvey, and Jason Allen.
Can you say "BUST".


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I think it's rather touching, wanting his "girlfriend" 4MVP.


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Hey Clowntown! Another offseason and no movement from Heckert or Holmgren. Man you guys are like the abused dog that keeps coming back to his abusive owner.

You still crying over your beloved Hillis skipping town? This time last year you were all thumping your chests claiming Hillis was the greatest RB in the history of the NFL. But you still have Hurtesty and Ogbonblabla to strike fear into opposing defenses. You guys really are delusional. Some of you probably want Heckert to trade completely out of the first round just to pick up a few extra fifth rounders. If you guys could build your own Browns dream team, it would be quarterbacked by Charlie Frye and coached by Eric Mangini.

I really feel sorry for you guys. Good luck sitting through crap once again this season. Here are a few popular quotes that will be coming from Cleveland this season:

Fire Holgrun!

Fire Huckerts!

Hire Marty S. as President, GM and Head Coach!

Sell the team to Bernie!

Later losers.




Didn't we sign and take your only half decent DL in Frostee Rucker??


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Yeah, it really stinks that the Browns are not making as much noise as the mighty Bengals in FA. They sure are signing alot of ex-1st round picks. That must mean these guys are AWESOME!!!

Derrick Harvey (8th overall JAX)
Jamaal Anderson (8th overall ATL)
Jason Allen (16th overall MIA)
and now Terrence Newman @5th overall for DAL (and, he was good before he lost 3-4 steps)

even their re-signs:
Reggie Nelson (21st overall JAX) - ok, the one non-bust on this list. at least for Cinci.
Adam "PacMan" Jones (6th overall Tenn)
Pat Sims (hey, a 3rd rounder - and actually drafted by Cinci to boot)

BenJarvis Green-Ellis must be wondering if they got confused on him - UDFA

someone should tell the Bengals infamous scouting department that these guys have NFL tape to look at too now. they don't have to use their college scouting reports anymore.


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This guy is obviously infatuated with the Cleveland Browns. He's on a Browns message board, talking all about the Browns, not even bringing up his team.

Off season hype! Talk about delusional, this guy has an inferiority complex wishing anyone cared about his football team, or that he didn't have to watch them in that irrelevant piece of the universe where they celebrate bad chilli and bad cheese on plain spaghetti.


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Free agency smack talk from a guy who's team signed Jason Allen for 4 million dollars a year? HAHA! That's rich.

The best thing the Bengals did this offseason was sign BGE, and well, we have seen what former Patriots RBs do for other teams... I don't think you guys will be doing too hot next year. An entire year of film on Andy Dalton is out there, so don't be surprised if he has a sophomore slump.

Also, you should feel ashamed of your organization for trading Palmer. Taking advantage of the mentally disabled is extremely low, even for the Bengals.

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or that he didn't have to watch them in that irrelevant piece of the universe where they celebrate bad chilli and bad cheese on plain spaghetti.




The bad part is, Unless he goes to a game, he can't watch them...

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where they celebrate bad chilli and bad cheese on plain spaghetti.





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Taking advantage of the mentally disabled is extremely low, even for the Bengals.




I think that's explained in the contract on the back of a Bengal game ticket.

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