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ATD -at the doctors.
BFF -best friend fell.
BTW -bring the wheelchair.
BYOT -bring your own teeth.
FWIW -forgot where I was.
GGPBL -gotta go, pacemaker battery low.
GHA -got heartburn again.
IMHO -is my hearing aid on.
LMDO -laughing my dentures out.
OMMR -on my massage recliner.
OMSG -oh my! sorry, gas.
ROFLACGU -rolling on floor laughing and can't get up.
TTYL -talk to you louder!
We don't have to agree with each other, to respect each others opinion.
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WTF - Where's That Fiber?
LMAO - Leaving, Matlock's Almost On
Last edited by brownsfansince79; 04/09/11 11:32 AM.
I am unfamiliar with this feeling of optimism
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Oh to Be 6 Again!
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife,
who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.
'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,
'Well Dear, what was it like being six again?'
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
'I meant my dress size, you freaking retard!!!!'
The moral of the story:
Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong.
#gmstrong
Live, Love, Laugh
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Absolutely priceless!
No Emoticons were harmed in this post.
Ted Nugent said,"that Davy Crockett shooting at Santa Anna's Army was the right thing to do, he just wouldn't get the Hispanic vote today".
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ISM... I crapped myself
OODEP.... out of Depends
OMG... Old man gas
I AM ALWAYS RIGHT... except when I am wrong.
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Quote:
WTF - Where's That Fiber?
LMAO - Leaving, Matlock's Almost On
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