DawgTalkers.net Forums DawgTalk The Smack Shack Time for some real smack

Well Clown fans it's time the smack shack saw some real smack other than those lame attempts by Hyponut or whatever his name was.

Nice job hiring another unproven candidate. Listening to your "Savior" Holmgren talk, you can tell he is nothing but a liar. It's going to be funny watching him bail on you when a prime head coaching job opens up.

Will you add any new talent this offseason or will the goal be to get even slower on both sides of the ball? The sad thing is you could take both T.O. and Chad off our team and Andre Caldwell and Jerome Simpson still are better than anything you have at the WR position. Somebody needs to tell Massa whatever his name is that it's ok to fight for the ball once in awhile instead of giving up.

Hey at least you have the Cavs. Oh wait. Just reading some of your LeBron bashing in the tailgate lot is laughable. Is it LeBron's fault that your idiot owner couldn't surround him with good players? Why not applaud the man for what he did for your downtrodden dump of a city? Instead you all have to go the unclassy route and trash him whenever a topic comes up. Oh well, what can you expect from Cleveland fans??

Congratulations on bringing back the coach with exactly 2 winning seasons in 8 years.

That's damn near a legend by Bungle standards!

And you haven't been here for a month so nobody really cares what you think or have to say.Now off you go !!!!!!!!

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Will you add any new talent this offseason or will the goal be to get even slower on both sides of the ball? The sad thing is you could take both T.O. and Chad off our team and Andre Caldwell and Jerome Simpson still are better than anything you have at the WR position.

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Well, we know the Bungles will certainly add new talent. Enjoy drafting AJ Green, I'm sure your problems will be solved!

You guys had two of the best eight wide receivers of the past decade last year and two guys who you say are even better, and you STILL managed to have a worse record than the slow, untalented Browns!

I'm sure drafting another WR will solve all your problems! Good luck!

After reading your post, the title of this thread should be changed and we all should be refunded the 2 minutes of our lives we wasted opening and reading it because it's false advertising...

And you Bungle fans would kill for a front office like the Browns have in place. And if you tell me any different, you are full of it.

Just a reminder, your Bengals lost 10 in a row, and you're happy to have your coach back.


Legume behind the LOS

Could you repeat that? I was in the kitchen cooking up another dose of whoop ass; know you love leftovers in women, coaches, owners, and has been talents. Somebody closed the basement door on you and I couldn't hear a word. Maybe we can talk if you can come upstairs. Lameoid. Our BBall team is miserable, and we know it. Probably beat the pro basketball team down there, ummmm, Cincitucky Cinders isn't it? Trash talking roundball here in Mecca. Move along.

Don't forget Marvy Marv's new pole barn and lean to to practice in. Three walls in each so they are AC facilities, and within three years running water INDOORS no less! Nobody takes care of his own chilluns like Unca Mikey Brown! And I will say, The Bungled of Cincitucky are worth all of that and half a bag of hips. . . .
I wish them all the luck I ever have.

I think he just tied one off...

I still don't comprehend the Cavs smack. First of all, the NBA is a league catered to large cities (Yay ratings in danger of becoming a strictly big-market super-league. Second, Cleveland's personality, history of athletic frustration, and desire for hardworking slobber-knockers over lazy prima donas SCREAMS hockey. That's probably the biggest mistake in the first place. Third and finally, knowing how the league operates, what kind of smack would you have even if you had a friggin' basketball team? You'd be in the same place as a Cleveland, Minnesota, Milwaukee, etc. Just give up on that lame talking point. I know ESPN simplifies it from their knees in front of LBJ for you turkeys to gobble up and all but come on....

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Listening to your "Savior" Holmgren talk, you can tell he is nothing but a liar. It's going to be funny watching him bail on you when a prime head coaching job opens up

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Thanks for doing the smack for us! We win without having to say a word. Try Burger King or Taco Bell first the next time you feel the need to grasp for straws.

Just in case you're big into math (highly skeptical, but may as well cover all bases, right?). Here's a "By the Numbers" for you...

10 = Your league-leading losing streak this season.
1 = For Anthony Munoz. You haven't put jack else for players in the Hall of Fame.
0 = The number of championships your franchise has won.

The big question: who's more obnoxious and impotent with their smack? You or Hypocloids?

The small, simple answer: it's a tie. You both lose.

LOL

Looks like someone will either have to change their name or root for another team.

Poor Bungles!

"Get me outta heeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrreeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!"