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Rules for playing on an Eric Mangini team #536681 10/20/10 04:06 PM
Joined: May 2009 Posts: 98 Palmer4MVP OP Rookie
OP Palmer4MVP Rookie Joined: May 2009 Posts: 98	Here's something for Clown fans to think about. What kind of rules do you think Eric Mangini has in place for his players? I'll get the ball rolling. Rules for playing on an Eric Mangini team 1) All players must be over the age of 32. 2) All players must run a 4.6 40-yard dash or slower. 3) Pro Bowl appearances and 1000 yard rushing or receiving seasons are strongly prohibited. 4) All Players must play special teams. 5) All players must participate in "Opportunity Sessions" regardless of how many years you've been in the league. Can you Clown fans think of any other rules that Mangini has in place?

Re: Rules for playing on an Eric Mangini team Palmer4MVP #536682 10/20/10 04:25 PM
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TopDawg16 Hall of Famer Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 8,704	6 rules for playing for the Bengals : 1. Must have at least 3 arrests and 1 convction. 2. Must have a reality TV show that no one watches. 3. Must have a mouth bigger than your game. 4. Must be able to fail to reach expectations on a regular basis. 5. Must be aware that when you outplay your contract, you will be let go, rather than getting what you are worth. 6. Must be willing to play in a city that will stop caring about football after the first 2 losses of the season.

Re: Rules for playing on an Eric Mangini team Palmer4MVP #536683 10/20/10 04:31 PM
Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 10,246 brownsfansince79 Legend
brownsfansince79 Legend Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 10,246	Quote: 1) All players must be over the age of 32. 2) All players must run a 4.6 40-yard dash or slower. 3) Pro Bowl appearances and 1000 yard rushing or receiving seasons are strongly prohibited. Can you think of a single player on the Browns that doesn't fit those criteria? I am unfamiliar with this feeling of optimism

Re: Rules for playing on an Eric Mangini team Palmer4MVP #536684 10/20/10 04:54 PM
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shepdawg Hall of Famer Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 5,718 Pennsylvania	1. We beat you this year. 2. Your all-time W/L record is 284-363-2. 3. You have zero championships. Yet you try to run smack??? That's hilarious.

Re: Rules for playing on an Eric Mangini team TopDawg16 #536685 10/20/10 05:35 PM
Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,428 YTown, Ohio YTownBrownsFan Legend
YTownBrownsFan Legend Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,428 YTown, Ohio	You forgot being able to "twitter" before, during, and after the game ..... Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God. John 14:19 Jesus said: Because I live, you also will live.

Re: Rules for playing on an Eric Mangini team TopDawg16 #536686 10/20/10 06:32 PM
Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 2,836 Sixburgh, PA christy Steeler
christy Steeler Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 2,836 Sixburgh, PA	Quote: 6 rules for playing for the Bengals : 1. Must have at least 3 arrests and 1 convction. 2. Must have a reality TV show that no one watches. 3. Must have a mouth bigger than your game. 4. Must be able to fail to reach expectations on a regular basis. 5. Must be aware that when you outplay your contract, you will be let go, rather than getting what you are worth. 6. Must be willing to play in a city that will stop caring about football after the first 2 losses of the season. ZING!! ~ excellent!

Re: Rules for playing on an Eric Mangini team TopDawg16 #536687 10/21/10 02:44 PM
Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 17,027 16 spots ahead of Tom Brady S Spergon FTWynn Legend
Spergon FTWynn Legend S Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 17,027 16 spots ahead of Tom Brady	Quote: 6 rules for playing for the Bengals : 1. Must have at least 3 arrests and 1 convction. 2. Must have a reality TV show that no one watches. 3. Must have a mouth bigger than your game. 4. Must be able to fail to reach expectations on a regular basis. 5. Must be aware that when you outplay your contract, you will be let go, rather than getting what you are worth. 6. Must be willing to play in a city that will stop caring about football after the first 2 losses of the season. and boom, roasted.

Re: Rules for playing on an Eric Mangini team shepdawg #536688 10/21/10 02:45 PM
Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 17,027 16 spots ahead of Tom Brady S Spergon FTWynn Legend
Spergon FTWynn Legend S Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 17,027 16 spots ahead of Tom Brady	Quote: zero championships. lol and the extra point is good.

Re: Rules for playing on an Eric Mangini team Palmer4MVP #536689 10/22/10 04:38 PM
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PDR Legend P Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 11,465	Didn't your last thread claim that the Bengals were going to go deep in the playoffs?

Re: Rules for playing on an Eric Mangini team PDR #536690 10/22/10 04:44 PM
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shepdawg Hall of Famer Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 5,718 Pennsylvania	Palmer4MVP Rookie Reged: May 04 2009 Posts: 59 2010 Season Predictions #689827 - Sat May 01 2010 09:22 PM Edit Reply Quote Quick Reply Well Clown fans the draft has passed and training camp is still several months away. Here are my season predictions for each AFC North team this season. Cincinnati 12-4. After a tremendous draft last weekend the Bengals offense is much improved with a new TE that can stretch the field. With Cedric Benson able to pound the ball each game, Carson has an excellent season and leads the Bengals deep into the playoffs.

Re: Rules for playing on an Eric Mangini team shepdawg #536691 10/22/10 04:49 PM
Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 10,246 brownsfansince79 Legend
brownsfansince79 Legend Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 10,246	Oh man, that is just too great. I am unfamiliar with this feeling of optimism

Re: Rules for playing on an Eric Mangini team shepdawg #536692 10/23/10 10:24 AM
Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 2,836 Sixburgh, PA christy Steeler
christy Steeler Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 2,836 Sixburgh, PA	Quote: Cincinnati 12-4 BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Re: Rules for playing on an Eric Mangini team christy #536693 10/23/10 06:32 PM
Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 17,027 16 spots ahead of Tom Brady S Spergon FTWynn Legend
Spergon FTWynn Legend S Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 17,027 16 spots ahead of Tom Brady	8 Simple Rules for Being a Bungle Fan 1. Have no knowledge of the NFL prior to the late 80's 2. Only watch when team is over .500 3. Instead of going out and purchasing tickets, wait until Kroger hands them out to you for free 4. And instead, go out and spend that money on meth, gennessee beer, and wife beaters 5. Brag about getting your ass kicked in the super bowl 6. Have at least 3 domestic violence charges and/or DUI's (you can mix and match) 7. Have the ability to open a pbr with your front tooth 8. Troll other teams boards and only show up when your team wins

Re: Rules for playing on an Eric Mangini team Spergon FTWynn #536694 10/23/10 08:11 PM
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Psydeffect Hall of Famer Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 5,369 Ohio	#9 Have an NFC team to root for and fall back on encase the Bengals are having a poor season. "It don't mean nuthin cuz they in the NFC and never play the Bengals" is your excuse when questioned.

Re: Rules for playing on an Eric Mangini team Psydeffect #536695 10/24/10 04:14 AM
Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 426 Medmann 1st String
Medmann 1st String Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 426	The Cleveland Browns are the only team in the NFL to have never played in or hosted a Super Bowl. 50 years of complete & utter Blowitude. ZERO smack credentials. Nuff Said -Med-

Re: Rules for playing on an Eric Mangini team Medmann #536696 10/24/10 04:40 AM
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214dawg Dawg Talker Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,210	I'm 27 years old and I have never seen the Bungles have two straight winning seasons. I've got one word for you ... SCOREBOARD!!! 23-20 And just in case you forgot it happened here's the highlights. P.S. ZERO Championships LIbertatem Defendimus!! 2010 Dawgtalkers NCAA Bracket Challenge Champ!!

Re: Rules for playing on an Eric Mangini team Medmann #536697 10/24/10 09:57 AM
Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 27,319 ohio GMdawg Legend
GMdawg Legend Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 27,319 ohio	Quote: The Cleveland Browns are the only team in the NFL to have never played in or hosted a Super Bowl. 50 years of complete & utter Blowitude. ZERO smack credentials. Nuff Said -Med- Poor Med once again scores a big red F on his math test as he thinks 1964 to 2010 = 50 I AM ALWAYS RIGHT... except when I am wrong.

Re: Rules for playing on an Eric Mangini team Medmann #536698 10/24/10 11:41 AM
Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 194 Southeast Indiana I IndyDawg 2nd String
IndyDawg 2nd String I Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 194 Southeast Indiana	69% of the Bengals seasons have had a losing record, whereas only 39% of Browns seasons have had a losing record. And before you said "HURR DURR DURR SEASONS BEFORE BENGALS EXISTED DON'T COUNT", in the same time span that the Bengals were around the Browns have had 18 winning seasons...the Bengals have only had 13 winning seasons in their franchise's entire existence. What was that you said about Blowtitude?

Re: Rules for playing on an Eric Mangini team Medmann #536699 10/24/10 01:02 PM
Joined: Mar 2007 Posts: 386 DawgmaninCHARLOTTE 1st String
DawgmaninCHARLOTTE 1st String Joined: Mar 2007 Posts: 386	Quote: The Cleveland Browns are the only team in the NFL to have never played in or hosted a Super Bowl. 50 years of complete & utter Blowitude. ZERO smack credentials. Nuff Said -Med- your level of ignorance knows no ceilings ! I am the artist that was known as Dawgmanincincy

Re: Rules for playing on an Eric Mangini team DawgmaninCHARLOTTE #536700 10/24/10 02:22 PM
Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 17,027 16 spots ahead of Tom Brady S Spergon FTWynn Legend
Spergon FTWynn Legend S Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 17,027 16 spots ahead of Tom Brady	cincinnati deep in the playoffs. lol meth man will have to resort to beating his wife to win at anything.

Re: Rules for playing on an Eric Mangini team Spergon FTWynn #536701 10/24/10 02:35 PM
Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 17,027 16 spots ahead of Tom Brady S Spergon FTWynn Legend
Spergon FTWynn Legend S Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 17,027 16 spots ahead of Tom Brady	lol @ the bengals getting smacked around. your team sucks. i don't expect you to show up in this forum for a while. zero championships.

Re: Rules for playing on an Eric Mangini team Spergon FTWynn #536702 10/24/10 04:22 PM
Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 17,027 16 spots ahead of Tom Brady S Spergon FTWynn Legend
Spergon FTWynn Legend S Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 17,027 16 spots ahead of Tom Brady	lolbengals deep in the playoffs, huh?

Re: Rules for playing on an Eric Mangini team GMdawg #536703 10/24/10 04:35 PM
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HarleyDawg51 Dawg Talker Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,245	Quote: Poor Med once again scores a big red F on his math test as he thinks 1964 to 2010 = 50 He must not have asked his college boy son to add it up for him GM.

Re: Rules for playing on an Eric Mangini team Spergon FTWynn #536704 10/25/10 12:10 AM
Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,246 T The Collector Dawg Talker
The Collector Dawg Talker T Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,246	Quote: cincinnati deep in the playoffs. lol meth man will have to resort to beating his wife to win at anything. And he'll probably fail miserably at that. She cheers for the Steelers, and has taken pointers from Ben.

Re: Rules for playing on an Eric Mangini team PDR #536705 11/01/10 09:58 AM
Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 11,066 Springfield OH (IO!) Bard Dawg Legend
Bard Dawg Legend Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 11,066 Springfield OH (IO!)	Easy, Phil!! Lied to prom date he hired about how deep in the playoff . . .ahhh, ferget it. She did. "Every responsibility implies opportunity, and every opportunity implies responsibility." Otis Allen Glazebrook, 1880

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