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Was just browsing some hotels in the Cincy area (Unfortunately), and noticed on the map that a spa was doing some advertising... Here is the advertisement...
Mitchell's Salon & Day Spa
Cincinnati, 45246
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Though most of the clients are women, the Cincinnati Bengals come to this spa for pedicures.
Awww, how sweet.
Maybe they will offer US a free pedicure this season when we break our foot off in your asses.
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I can picture Chad Ochocinco getting a pedicure/manicure.... no problem conjuring up that image. Unfortunately. BTW did Chad get a girlfriend yet? 
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Was just browsing some hotels in the Cincy area (Unfortunately), and noticed on the map that a spa was doing some advertising... Here is the advertisement...
Mitchell's Salon & Day Spa
Cincinnati, 45246
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Though most of the clients are women, the Cincinnati Bengals come to this spa for pedicures.
Awww, how sweet.
Maybe they will offer US a free pedicure this season when we break our foot off in your asses.
Hmmm let me see, I would venture to guess that most spa's clients are women. Men gettting pedicures is nothing new and frankly not uncommon. Now I guess you could advertise a spa up in Cleveland but hey, who needs a new staph infection along with a facial scrub? As far as breaking your foot off on anyone, the Clowns would probably kick themselves in the head trying. I get a funny image of Charlie Brown laying on his back after whiffing yet again at an attempted use of his foot..  Good grief!! LOL!!!
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Men gettting pedicures is nothing new and frankly not uncommon.
Not uncommon, if you're a pampered little prissy pretty boy.
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Yeah, I'm sure no Cleveland players gets a pedicure huh???? 
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Yeah, I'm sure no Cleveland players gets a pedicure huh????
no, we shipped Braylon to the Jets and Quinn to the Broncos.
btw, do you need me to drive downtown to bailout Benson? I'm in Austin, so he's right down the street from my office.
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Men gettting pedicures is nothing new and frankly not uncommon.
Maybe not in the queen city. 
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As far as breaking your foot off on anyone, the Clowns would probably kick themselves in the head trying.
Speaking of broken feet, how is that "stud" tackle (Smith) working out for you? You think he's going to be able to waddle himself onto the field with one good foot?
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Maybe if you're one of these guys it's not. 
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Speaking of broken feet, how is that "stud" tackle (Smith) working out for you? You think he's going to be able to waddle himself onto the field with one good foot?
You silly Clown fans..You're just the "Clowniest". Last time I saw Smith, he was about 20 lbs lighter and looking quite well. Not that we needed him to beat you guys cuz I think we could put any UDFA in the backfield and get a 100+ yds on that "thing" that you all call a defense.
Speaking fo studs. Did Robiskie learn to catch? Hey did anyone of those LB's that you drafted last year make it to 2nd string yet? I hear Haden is probably headed for a hold out, could that be true? Has your coaching staff convinced Jake D. that he is supposed to throw the ball to the guys on "his" team? Does Shaun Rogers have his own "buffalo butt bus?", since he probably can't fly anywhere because he can't remember where he put his gun? Have any of you decided what you will do with your Brady Quinn is my saviour jerseys?
Umm I could go on but I think you guys can clearly see, the Bengals getting a pedicure shouuld be the least of your worries due to fact that your team has more question marks on it that the costume the Riddler wears on Batman episodes..
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Maybe if you're one of these guys it's not.
Man you must've really had to be close to take that picture of your friends..Or is that you posing with the flag? Hey man, I dont judge anybody..But the real chance is this is a picture of some Cleveland "life partners" on their way to the stadium..Hey even they wouldn't be caught dead wearing Browns gear!! 
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The only LB we drafted that didn't play for us was Veikune.
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I hear Haden is probably headed for a hold out, could that be true?
Why does it matter? Are you scared or something? Don't worry we'll have Sheldon Brown and TJ Ward to rock ochostinco
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Well carson probabally knows where to put balls
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Oh lord please don't try to make criminal jokes because I could be here a long time discussing the bengals.
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Have any of you decided what you will do with your Brady Quinn is my saviour jerseys?
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I was thinking of the same ad Candy. Epic.
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Damn! I missed the article(s) on Benson so I didn't include that in my last post. I can't keep up! 
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Speaking of broken feet, how is that "stud" tackle (Smith) working out for you? You think he's going to be able to waddle himself onto the field with one good foot?
You silly Clown fans..You're just the "Clowniest". Last time I saw Smith, he was about 20 lbs lighter and looking quite well. Not that we needed him to beat you guys cuz I think we could put any UDFA in the backfield and get a 100+ yds on that "thing" that you all call a defense.
Speaking fo studs. Did Robiskie learn to catch? Hey did anyone of those LB's that you drafted last year make it to 2nd string yet? I hear Haden is probably headed for a hold out, could that be true? Has your coaching staff convinced Jake D. that he is supposed to throw the ball to the guys on "his" team? Does Shaun Rogers have his own "buffalo butt bus?", since he probably can't fly anywhere because he can't remember where he put his gun? Have any of you decided what you will do with your Brady Quinn is my saviour jerseys?
Umm I could go on but I think you guys can clearly see, the Bengals getting a pedicure shouuld be the least of your worries due to fact that your team has more question marks on it that the costume the Riddler wears on Batman episodes..
I see Benson was arrested, How long before Pacman commits a felony?
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I was told it was the CurlyD family reunion.
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I see Benson was arrested, How long before Pacman commits a felony?
Looks like Clowns players like to carry guns into airports as casually as staph infections are passed around there!!
Read it and weep boys!!
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d81...sion-at-airport
Too classic!
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You know, I was originally going to back the Bengals players for going to a spa. But, since you always have to say the dumbest things, Curly, I've changed my mind. On that note, football season hasn't even started yet and Bengals fans are already talking smack down here. All I can do is look at them like this: 
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I see Benson was arrested, How long before Pacman commits a felony?
Hilarious. 
I'd be more worried about Robaire Smith and Shaun Rogers trying to sneak guns onto airplanes. God only knows what they were going to do if they were able to get on the airplane.
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God only knows what they were going to do if they were able to get on the airplane.
Yeah,I'm sure they would have highjacked the plane as terrorists and demanded millions of dollars.You are starting to sound as stupid as your buddy Medgirl.
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Yeah,I'm sure they would have highjacked the plane as terrorists and demanded millions of dollars.You are starting to sound as stupid as your buddy Medgirl.
They were going on a suicide mission, they were going to crash the jet into Paul Brown Stadium.
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I'm pretty sure a bunch of New York Jets already destroyed that stadium 
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I think Paul Brown rose up from the grave and destroyed the stadium himself as the team that resides there is a mockery to his legacy.
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Just rest assured that the Ghost of Paul Brown would not set his ghastly feet into that crap bag, architectural blunder that the Clowns play in.. One of the worst stadiums in the league, with a team that suits it just fine. http://bleacherreport.com/articles/337561-best-nfl-stadium-2009-editionFunny that they mention the restrooms as one of the best features..If I had to watch the Clowns, I'd want a bathroom near also, because I know I'd be vomiting from watching their performance..A lot...
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well, if something as official as the bleacherreport says it, then it must be true. and I loved this tidbit on the Bengals: Quote:
What we liked: The Fans—I was especially impressed during the opening graphic on the scoreboard how loud the crowd got when the animated Bengal slashed its claw through a flag of the opposing team. Bengals fans went nuts, and only touchdown plays resulted in louder eruptions.
This poll must have been done by Chick himself. I mean the same fans that can't even sell out a stadium for a 1st place team and need Kroger and Ocho to bail them out just to get the games on TV?
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In the last 3 decades, the Bungles have 6 whole winning seasons.
You've had 2 winning seasons this decade.
I project that the Bungles will be back to 6-10 land ..... and their fans will vanish until 5 years from now when they have another semi-decade winning season.
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I guess we just like cheering at appropriate times..Like big, plays cool animation and scores..This is something that you all haven't quite gotten the hang of..Hence from Clowns fans we get cheering (when a team player gets hurt) Bottle throwing when they disagree with a call. And of course you can't have clever aniimation as everyone would probably be rolling on the floor laughing as the Brownie elf tries over and over in vain to break out of his hollow tree....
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Please, dude, you all have more fans at Fountain Square than you do at the Stadium during games.
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Remember 2008?  Remember ..... when they ask "Paper or plastic", you want paper. You don't want to suffocate. 
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I love how you use that link to try to say we have a crappy stadium, but the reason we ranked so low was because of atmosphere/the fact the security is crap. Besides, its bleacher report. Doesn't change the fact that the Bengals stadium is ugly as hell
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Only Curly would link to an architecture award won in 1998 for a stadium that opened in 2000.
I mean, just like a lot of things with the Bengals, sure it looked good on paper, but when they got done, it was still a piece of crud.
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Well ... that is a lot like the Bengals being touted as a Super Bowl team last year ....... We all saw how that turned out.
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Woop-de-doo. Some people gave them an award because they liked the designs for it before it was even constructed. I, however, don't find it aesthetically pleasing. http://i.factmonster.com/images/paul-brown-stadium.jpg]Picture1 Like what's the point of that stupid metal thing above the seats?! It's annoying, distracting, and doesn't serve a purpose. http://img49.exs.cx/img49/3095/paulbrown2resize5mg.jpg]Picture2 Some people might not feel the same way, but i find the end zone seats to be really annoying. Like whats the point of having that one part of the section higher than the rest? Wouldn't it make sense to make it all the same height, so you can put more seats in? But then again, considering the problems the Bengals have with selling tickets maybe this particular design was built for that purpose. Whereas CBS (and the majority of the stadiums in the league) have a really simple, elegant design that doesn't hurt the eye/or distract what's on the field. The Bengals stadium looks like a friggin avant-garde art piece that has gone horribly wrong.
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Still not one of you can come up with one decent thing to say about your own stadium...
That's okay though..
I guess that one could say, the Clowns play pretty much matches up with the stadium..
You know the old saying, if it looks like ____ , Smells like____ , then it must be ____!!
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We won NFL championships in muni....one of the worst stadiums of all time. LMAO! All you got is stadium smack.
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You know the old saying, if it looks like NFL Football , Smells like Failure , then it must be the Cincinnati Bengals!!
We know the old saying, just not sure why you'd bother bringing it up.
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Curly, thought you'd like to see who votes for architecture and design awards..  Congrats, they like your stadium.. wooooHOOOOO.
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One of the worst stadiums in the league,
Well Curly having been all through the Browns Stadium including both locker rooms, lux. suits, press box, On the field, etc, etc, etc I know for a fact that we have a great Stadium.
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