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#492124 05/01/10 09:22 PM
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Well Clown fans the draft has passed and training camp is still several months away. Here are my season predictions for each AFC North team this season.

Cincinnati 12-4. After a tremendous draft last weekend the Bengals offense is much improved with a new TE that can stretch the field. With Cedric Benson able to pound the ball each game, Carson has an excellent season and leads the Bengals deep into the playoffs.

Baltimore 10-6. The Ravens offense is a force to be reckoned with this season. With Flacco, Rice and Boldin their offense will be fun to watch.

Cleveland 6-10. Add another win or loss. With Jake Delbum and Seneca Worthless quarterbacking the Browns this season, fans will long for Colt McCoy. With four games left in the season Holmgren trying his hardest to find something positive forces Mangini to start McCoy. Colt goes on to prove he is nothing more than a "skittish" version of Jeff Garcia. The WR core goes on to show why it is among the worst in the NFL.

Pittsburgh 5-11. All the off field distractions finally get to the Steelers this season and the locker room crumbles. Midway through the season Ben is accused of assaulting one of his lineman after the lineman accidentally drops the soap in the shower.

There you have it Clown nation. Look at the bright side though, you can't get any worse than last season.

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Yeah, I don't see how you guys will be any better than the Ravens, especially with "Gun Shy" back there taking snaps.

By the way, "Gun Shy" is a nickname everyone in my office uses for him...

...and I work in Cincinnati.

My prediction: the Bungles still struggle trying to sell out their games to their fairweather fans.


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I stopped reading this crap when I got to the Bungles being 12-4.

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Cincinnati 12-4.




I think it's justified when I say, "Stopped reading there"


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12-4? Thats funny. Quit reading after that.


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I always enjoy reading well thought out, articulate posts, from fans of other teams. Their insight gives us a good idea about the competition.

None of that applies to you.

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Cleveland 6-10.




I quit reading after this. Six wins, really? I say four or five tops.

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Midway through the season Ben is accused of assaulting one of his lineman after the lineman accidentally drops the soap in the shower.






OK I gotta give it up for the guy,THAT was pretty funny.


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My prediction: Bengals finish with 5 wins, and we don't ever hear from Palmer4MVP again.



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Midway through the season Ben is accused of assaulting one of his lineman after the lineman accidentally drops the soap in the shower.






OK I gotta give it up for the guy,THAT was pretty funny.


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Carson has an excellent season and leads the Bengals deep into the playoffs.




That means you're predicting him to reverse the overachieving downward spiral he's been working towards so hard over the past few seasons?



Intoducing for The Cleveland Browns, Quarterback Deshawn "The Predator" Watson. He will also be the one to choose your next head coach.

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