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Damn, someone's touchy.

I just now realized who you are. You're a ghost, and I know exactly which one.

Hope the email address you gave when you signed up for the board isn't a dead givaway.

Not angry and not name calling.....I said you were ACTING like a moron, which is totally in sync (for some reason) with the stated (yet that part isn't written) forum rules.


And, as Christy said....you are an apparition. That has been painfully obvious for some time.

I wasted 10 mins looking for a laugh and I came up empty just like the steelers playoff hopes and another worthless attempt by the Bengals to make it to the superbowl just to lose again.

NRTU, but saw this little ditty and thought it was good for a laugh.


A man goes to the Pittsburgh Steelers ticket office and inquires about
purchasing play-off tickets. The ticket teller replies that there weren't any tickets
for sale because the Steelers did not make it to the play-offs.

The following day the same man goes to the Pittsburgh Steelers ticket office and
inquires about purchasing Steelers play-off tickets. The ticket teller politely
replies that there weren't any tickets for sale because the Steelers did not
make it to the play-offs.

This goes on for an entire week. The man goes to the Steelers ticket office
inquiring about play-off tickets and the teller says none are for sale
because the Steelers did not make it to the play-offs.

Another week of this goes by and the man still is asking the ticket teller
about Steelers play-off tickets. Finally the ticket teller in a loud voice
says, I'VE TOLD YOU FOR THE LAST 2 WEEKS THERE WERE NOT ANY TICKETS
AVAILABLE BECAUSE THE STEELERS DID NOT MAKE THE PLAY-OFFS.

The man replied, "I know. I drive all the way from Cleveland just to hear
you say that!”