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This has been floating in my head for a few days, it's a good way for all of us to get ready for kickoff on Sunday Feel free to add on everyone

Are you a Browns fan, you might be if:

1. Your significant other refuses to allow you to help name a child simply because you suggested Paul Eugine, Martin Edward, or Balton Long and it was for a girl!

2. The second coming to you was 1999.

3. The Trinity to you is Paul, Balton and Marty

4. The Anti Christ does walk among us and moved the team to Baltimore in 1994

5. Every time you see "That owner" on T.V. you find yourself flipping off the screen

6. You refuse to ever mention "That owner" by name ever again, or if you do, it's always filled with profanity before, in between and after the name.

7. You still resent Bud Shaw for writing that article after the Ratbirds lucked out in their Super Bowl

8. A good year is 6 - 10, with wins over Cincinnati, Pittsburgh, and Baltimore

9. When you watch "The Drive" you still find yourself screaming "Someone stop Elway!!"

10. You watch the field goal at the end of that game and still scream "No good! It was wide!!"

11. You watch "The Fumble" and you're still thinking Byner will get in this time

12. You've had debates with people over who was better Joshua Cribbs or Eric Metcalf

13. Ozzie Newsome is the greatest Tight End to play football, period

14. You still have a picture of Chris Gardocki flipping off the Steelers

15. You still smile when you think about Joe "turkey" Jones suplexing Terry Bradshaw.

16. The ideal ending to a Ratbirds/Steelers game: The ground opens up and swallows both teams whole.

17. You have friends who have planned their weddings around the season schedule.

18. You own copies of "Glory for sale" "Fumble", "On Being Brown" "When all the world was Browns town" P.B. The Paul Brown Story

19. Screw what ESPN or anyone else tells you, you DO blame "That owner"

20. Your Browns backers card is laminated

That's great Cyber....Thanks for sharing....loved #16

You might be a Browns fan if:

You watched last nights Steelers/Titans game on MUTE because you can't stand Chris Collinsworthless!!!

1.2,9, 11, 13, 17 - me.

Whose Moon Mullins? Joe "turkey" Jones?

You're right Arch... got my names wrong.

No problem, I just thought maybe I had blacked out for a season or so.

"check out this classy clip of Chris Collinsworth basically admitting he likes the 14-18 year old chick crowd because they're "not too smart" when picking chicks up. Classic!"

You say as tho it's a bad thing.

21. You use the phrase "Maybe Next Year" only 1 week into the season.
22. You begin talking about next years draft during the preseason.

23. You still have nightmares about "Metcalf up the middle!"

24. Your wardrobe is mostly Browns gear

25. The phrase "rebuilding plan" makes you cringe

26. When someone talks about a "gut feeling" you want to throw up

27. You still tear up when you think about past drafts (Couch instead of McNabb in 99, Warren instead of L.T. in 2001)

28. Jim Brown is still the greatest of all time period

29. When you see Ozzie on T.V. you still find yourself screaming "Ozzie come home we still love you!"

30. If Jim Kelly gets in with no rings you feel Bernie should be in Canton too.

31. You know people who play lottery based on jersey #'s (Kosar 19, Metcalf 21, Matthews 57, Groza 76 ect)

32. When Pittsburgh gloats about their championships, you remind them that Noll and Cowher both got their starts as assistants in Cleveland,

33. You remind Bengals fans had it not been for that owner firing Brown, the Bungles would never have been.

34. You still remember January 9th 1963 as the darkest day in Cleveland Sports history.

35. You still haven't forgiven the owner for firing Brown.