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A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. This one caught me by surprise.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping bags into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.
It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds.
You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also November 1st & 4th, Twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th & 30th, three times last Monday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful.
P.S. Walmart has wallets on sale for 2.99 each~~I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at K-Mart and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Home Depot
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LOL! 
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The amount of money in my wallet wouldn't cover the windshield cleaning but just to be safe how do I get to Strathroy? 
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That's a really good one.
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Where are these stores, exactly? 
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I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also November 1st & 4th, Twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th & 30th, three times last Monday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

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LMFAO!!!! 
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You must really like to go to McDonalds.
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 Didn't see that coming... 
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Loved the joke.
There was a real scam like that going on in my area. There was a hot chick that would stand next to a broken down car and wait for the unfortunate sailor checking out the hot chick. She'd ask for a ride, take the sailor to a quite cul-de-sac, and her thug friend would come out of the wood work, beat up the sailor, rob him, and take his car. The scam went on for a few weeks until the navy got wize and sent out a seal team to take care of the problem. The seal team came out of the wood work and beat the crap out of the thugs, and one of the thugs was stupid enough to plead guilty to being the ring leader.
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I'm glad you guys enjoyed it. I thought it was too funny of a joke to keep to myself.
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Well thank you for sharing it.. that was a good one.. Sucked me in easy... 
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Sucked me in easy
Same here. I started reading and was ready to get on snopes to see if this was true, and by the time I got to the end, I was laughing out loud.
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Sucked me in easy
I started reading and was ready to get on snopes to see if this was true,
Oh its true, I just had my wallet stolen this morning.

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Sucked me in easy
I started reading and was ready to get on snopes to see if this was true,
Oh its true, I just had my wallet stolen this morning.
I've taken the day off so I can have a 3 day weekend to camp out in front of Home Depot. For safety purposes only of course. 
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