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WACO, Texas (April 7) - A man was stabbed after causing a stink — literally — in a motel room while eating with a friend, police said.

Five men from the Houston area were sharing a Waco motel room Tuesday night, and two were inside the room eating when one had a flatulence problem, Waco police Officer Steve Anderson said. One man was so upset about the gas that he threw a large knife at him, cutting his leg, and then stabbed him in the chest, Anderson said.

The 35-year-old man was transported to a Waco hospital, where he was treated for what appeared to be non-life threatening injuries, Anderson said.

Jose Braule Ramirez, 33, of Houston, was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, police said. He was arraigned Wednesday and was being held in the McLennan County Jail on $15,000 bond and placed on an immigration hold, according to jail records. He cannot be released, even if he posts bond, until authorities verify he is in the country legally.
A jail spokeswoman who declined to give her name said she was not allowed to release information on whether Ramirez had an attorney.

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DAMN ROOKIES

If you do it right people are passed out and unable to stab you

ppphhhheeeewwww.... Im glad you responded, i saw the article and thought someone got ya

Nope I'm safe, but all my walls at home could used painted

I would imagine at this point his drywall would have starting rotting. But what do I know.

I knew drywall would never be good enough and he has to have hardened concrete walls, ceiling, furniture, etc, but even they have their stress limits.

Just eat less garbage and it will solve your fart problems. lol

A case study. I owned two dogs. One was a beagle, when I was growing up. This male beagle got loose all the time and raided everyone's garbage cans. Then would come home and make the most raunchy awful farts. Could make your eyes water.

These days in age, I have a female husky/lab mix who never eats anything but her dog food and maybe licking a plate clean sometimes. She has never farted in her life. No joke.

So, based on this case study

Either:

1) Eating a bunch of junk is bad for you and will make you fart. Men should learn from this.
or
2) Females just don't fart. Although I have been told we have reverse farts and it comes out in our b!tching and moaning.

Feel free to poke holes in this case study. lol

Typical woman, blame it on the dog

Dogs make good scapegoats. They can't talk back.

But they can get even Ever wonder what they were licking before they sneak up and lick you in the face

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Females just don't fart.

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Correction: ALL females fart.

Ladies leave the room.
Women rip it in your face and say, "What? Like you've never done it? Shaddup an' gimme another Pabst."


you eat... you poot. It's basic biology.

Case closed.

Actually, women never stop talking long enough to build up the required pressure.....