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This is a really weird post, but let me explain first. So I am at a chinese restaurant today with my friends and after i get my meal I get my bill and get a fortune cookie as well... Before I open the cookie up I say, alright guys, this cookie will relate to the Browns, not me... The paper read "Before success can be achieved, some important changes must be made." Apparently fortune cookies even want Quinn to play 
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Interesting... and I'm sure everybody will interpret the changes the same way you did.. 
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Fortune Cookies are right 100% of the time.
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You should call RAC... I mean it's probably better than basing your starting QB on a coin flip! Then we could have the 'Fortune Cookie' legacy along with the 'Field Goal', the 'Coin Flip' and 'We have to play Better'!
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This is what happens when you "Go with your gut" after an extensive, intensive, and exhaustive quarterback evaluation; look at the Frye thang. And, oh, yeah. Think about the "change" the RAC regime has ushered in. Geez, I can hardly wait for another round of Gosh, it bothers me too. It does. I mean a lot. Like Gerard "pocket Change" never left. How about no interviews until end of October or we are above .500. Maybe some receivers will play. Because right now brushing off losses and assuring us losing is no big deal seemsto be where most of the efforts are. Certainly not in tackling practice. Or receiving. Or tackling. Or coverage. Did I mention tackling?  
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Maybe he will flip a coin to see whether or not he will go with the fortune cookie.
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Fortune Cookies are right 100% of the time.
That is 100% correct.
And now see my sig.
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In my circle of friends, the 'fortune cookie prtoocol' is as follows:
The reader MUST begin with the phrase: "In bed..."
...puts an entirely new spin on things, don'tcha think?
"too many notes, not enough music-"
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"Before success can be achieved, some important changes must be made."
"In bed." That's what you add to the end of every fortune cookie. 
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Now imagine that you were RAC, and then told the press....
"I started Quinn b/c I was eating at a Chinese restaurant, and the fortune cookie I got said to start him"...
He would get chewed alive... literally... lol
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Now imagine that you were RAC, and then told the press....
"I started Quinn b/c I was eating at a Chinese restaurant, and the fortune cookie I got said to start him"...
He would get chewed alive... literally... lol
I would probably laugh myself to a heart attack, that would be the greatest thing ever.
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In my circle of friends, the 'fortune cookie prtoocol' is as follows:
The reader MUST begin with the phrase: "In bed..."
...puts an entirely new spin on things, don'tcha think?
You must have some weird, horny friends. 
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Dang, Michelle.... we have the same circle of friends, and we've never met? A tragedy that should be remedied some day, Girl.... 
"too many notes, not enough music-"
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You must have some weird, horny friends.
My Brother- you don't know the half of it...
"too many notes, not enough music-"
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Heres something every guy should know about fortune cookies.
If you pop a fortune cookie in the microwave it will get soft and u can unfold it and take out the paper and put in whatever you want and after it cools down It will get hard again. Many cool things you could do with that for the ladies, If I EVER decide I wanna get married I might use that somehow to pop the question.
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romeo would have used the fortune in the cookie, but he was so damn hungry he ate the fortune too
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romeo would have used the fortune in the cookie, but he was so damn hungry he ate the fortune too
And Brady Quinn along with it so the real truth behind the Fortune Cookie was Ken Dorsey will lead the Browns to 5 consecutive super bowls throwing every pass to Kellen Winlsow Jr. for 5 yards a catch and Jason Wright screen passes.
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romeo would have used the fortune in the cookie, but he was so damn hungry he ate the fortune too
And Brady Quinn along with it so the real truth behind the Fortune Cookie was Ken Dorsey will lead the Browns to 5 consecutive super bowls throwing every pass to Kellen Winlsow Jr. for 5 yards a catch and Jason Wright screen passes.
you know bernie would love that, i think he dreams about it every night
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In my circle of friends, the 'fortune cookie prtoocol' is as follows:
The reader MUST begin with the phrase: "In bed..."
...puts an entirely new spin on things, don'tcha think?
Pretty much EXACTLY what I was going to say, except we add it at the end. You're so like my new favorite person. 
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The reader MUST begin with the phrase: "In bed..."
We put it at the end, but it still works. 
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You were already my favorite! 
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