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Sorry guys, appernently there was a problem with my first post. But maybe not, maybe I am just paraniod  Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.
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> Please select from the following options menu:
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> If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
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> If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
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> If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
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> If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on
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line so we can trace your call.
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> If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to
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Mother Ship.
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> If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will
> tell
You which number to press.
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> If you are manic-depressive, hang up. It doesn't matter which number
> you
press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
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> If you are dyslexic, press 9-6-9-6.
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> If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before
> the
beep or after the beep. But please wait for the beep.
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> If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term
memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
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> If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. Our operators are
> too busy to talk with you.
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> If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan,
> lie
down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
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> If you are blonde, don't press any buttons. You'll just mess it up.
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> This coming week is National Mental Health Care week. You can do
> your
part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you care. > > (Well, my job is done. Your turn)  I am STILL waiting for that little voice. >
Last edited by ncdawg; 06/19/08 11:14 AM.
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7??? What mother ship, did I miss the ship? please don't tell me I missed the ship. Oh No!!!! where is my little vioce, I NEED to know what number to press !!!! 
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7???
What mother ship, did I miss the ship?
please don't tell me I missed the ship.
Oh No!!!!
where is my little vioce, I NEED to know what number to press !!!!
And when it tells you the number you need.. let me know so I can press it for you.
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This coming week is National Mental Health Care week. You can do
your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you care.
I think i know who to help. 
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I pressed "Zero" 
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If you are dyslexic, press 9-6-9-6.
I am good at that.
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