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My parents never did anything like this for my birthday.Stripper Spanks Teen In Surprise Blunder Updated:10:59, Thursday November 08, 2007 A teenage schoolboy was pulled around his classroom on a lead and spanked by a stripper after a birthday surprise blunder. 'You've been a naughty boy' The pupil's mum had ordered an agency to give her son a "surprise" on his 16th birthday - and the teacher had even agreed to film the prank. But it all went wrong when the unnamed company sent a stripper dressed as a policewoman instead of a "gorillagram" - in what it called a booking error. One witness told reporters: "She asked the lad to stand up, which he did, and told him he had been a very naughty boy because he hadn't been doing his homework. "Then she put on some Britney Spears music and got out a collar and lead from her bag and told him to put them on." After walking the boy round the classroom and spanking him with a whip - the action turned even more blue. "She took off some clothes until she was down to her bra and pants, pulled out some cream, put it on her buttocks and told him to rub it in," the source said. It was at that point the shocked teacher - who had not been told what the surprise was - called an end to the show. A spokeswoman for the local education authority, Nottinghamshire County Council, said they were investigating how the incident happened. She confirmed nobody had been suspended from Nottingham's Arnold Hill School and Technology College and the police were not involved. The spokeswoman said: "We and the school are investigating into the situation." link
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LOL thats great. 
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"She took off some clothes until she was down to her bra and pants, pulled out some cream, put it on her buttocks and told him to rub it in," the source said.
It was at that point the shocked teacher - who had not been told what the surprise was - called an end to the show.
It was at that point? The scantily clad woman with the leash and the whip and the Britney Spears music wasn't enough? The teacher was enjoying the show and is just ashamed to admit it.
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We need more of these role-models in the classroom... I'm surprised he didn't get in on it before he called it off. My folks never did this for me either... That being said, this kid better be set to repay his mother after he gets out of school.
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It was at that point? The scantily clad woman with the leash and the whip and the Britney Spears music wasn't enough? The teacher was enjoying the show and is just ashamed to admit it.
That's what I was thinking. 
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I want to know what kind of stripper is stupid enough to think she can get away with a show in a school ???
All in all, just plain not very funny. I would not want to be a taxpayer in this district when the lawyers come-a-runnin' -- and you know they will.
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WOW!!!! We have a finalist for dumbest parents in the world. Do that at home, do that at a party, anywhere but school!! The only good thing for him is he'll be the most popular and talked about kid in school as long as this is news.
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WOW!!!! We have a finalist for dumbest parents in the world. Do that at home, do that at a party, anywhere but school!! The only good thing for him is he'll be the most popular and talked about kid in school as long as this is news.
"But it all went wrong when the unnamed company sent a stripper dressed as a policewoman instead of a "gorillagram" - in what it called a booking error."
it wasn't the parents fault
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It wasn't their fault they hired a stripper ?
Booking error or not who hires a stripper to go greet their kid at school?
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It wasn't their fault they hired a stripper ?
Booking error or not who hires a stripper to go greet their kid at school?
they wanted a gorillagram not a stripper, read the article
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"...Booking error or not who hires a stripper to go greet their kid at school? "
Did you not read the article? The parents ordered a "gorillagram" the agency sent a stripper...my kinda mistake.
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Again I ask, at what point does the common sense of the stripper play into this,...???
"Hmmmnn, I think this'll be fun,...I'll just walk right into this middle school and strip,..."
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I read the friggin article.
Who does the gorillagrams? Strippers? Is it two entirely different formats owned by the same company? It doesn't say.
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Well thats one way to keep the kids in school, AND to keep their attendance up. 
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That kid is gonna some serious sexual hangups as he grows into a perverted adult 
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Well thats one way to keep the kids in school, AND to keep their attendance up.
I wonder what else was up?? 
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Who does the gorillagrams? Strippers? Is it two entirely different formats owned by the same company? It doesn't say.
No, it doesn't, but it's implied that it is the same company.
As for stupid.. let's see,
The company is stupid for sending a stripper to a middle school...
The stripper is stupid for going to a middle school...
The teacher is stupid for not stopping it immediately as soon as he saw the 4" heels, the leash, the whip and the Britney Spears music... but no, he waited until she undressed to bra and panties, but that wasn't enough, then she rubbed cream on her butt and asked him to rub it in... THEN he decided he had seen enough... 
The parents aren't that bright for planning this at school which, even if it goes off as planned with a gorilla, is still going to embarass the crap out their kid in front of his friends...
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As for stupid.. let's see,
The teacher is stupid for not stopping it immediately as soon as he saw the 4" heels, the leash, the whip and the Britney Spears music... but no, he waited until she undressed to bra and panties, but that wasn't enough, then she rubbed cream on her butt and asked him to rub it in... THEN he decided he had seen enough...
are you implying the teacher was male? did i just miss that in the article
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I read this article on the Pats boards. To bad I graduated in 1990. Kids now a days think they have it so tough... 
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The parents aren't that bright for planning this at school which, even if it goes off as planned with a gorilla, is still going to embarass the crap out their kid in front of his friends...
That's what I was thinking. If a gorilla came to school, the kid would probably get beat up. Since they messed up and sent a stripper, he's the most popular kid in school...
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hehe.....i wonder if they sent a "gorillagram" to some bachelor party?
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"...Again I ask, at what point does the common sense of the stripper play into this,...???"
If you make your living by stripping your clothes off for strangers for money...most of these gals are going to take the job where they can make the money.
Most of these gals have other problems in addition to appearing naked for money...such as substance abuse...not all of them but many of them.
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Thanks, Ralph !! That makes it right,... 
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