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Karma is kind of crazy sometimes. Came across this story in my Twitter feed:
Rooster slashes groin of man at cockfight, killing him

Men should just avoid anything named cockfight.

Listen to the woman.
She's got nothing to lose at a cockfight.

Lmao yo that’s wild

That may be one of the oddest headlines I've ever read.

I don't know what your twitter feed is, but....

They are all yours

I almost put it in Clem's thread instead of starting a new topic, but I figured the title wasn't the kind of advice that he was looking for.

Bro... that's exactly the kind of thing I was hoping for-

Way to drop the ball, yo-



Further advice that Old Clem might give to Young Clem:
"Yellow snow ain't frozen lemonade-"

I think the government standard answer that is often repeated, another lie, from the establishment, that bears, don't see people as food, and nearly every time they attack people, it is "unusual" behavior.

Bears attack people all the time, and a lot of those attacks the bears, "eat" the people, and a lot of those reports list "predatory" behavior.
That is real mouse vs. cat stuff right there. It's not being reported, Bears are a real dangerous thing and they ought to be shot on sight, every single on of them, you don't have to hunt bear, the bear is hunting you.

Just search for that page I read on, deaths by bear attack in North America, warning it's grim, there are some little kids on that page,

And the movie, that movie " the Great outdoors" with John Candy and Dan Akroyd, where the Bear broke inside their cabin,

For years I said, No way would one ever break into a building, inside your own house or cabin, that just doesn't happen.

Well, no, I was wrong, 3 or 4 cases, the bear breaks in the house, down the front door I guess, chases the people outside of the house, then kills one of them outside the house.

The Brown bears are the worst, and you ain't safe in a tent nowhere.

Being next to a campfire didn't save anybody, climbing a tree didn't save anybody, and being on a roof one time didn't work either.

And more than twice, way too often, after the Bear killed someone and stood over the persons body, the bear would attack the people who showed up later, the Rangers and stuff.

Bears, it's real Mouse vs. Cat, man vs. bear, don't believe them when they lie to you, " he's just minding his own business"
listen,
Bears are bad.
There has been one bear attack in 2021 already, the coast guard had to rescue the guy in Alaska.

So if a guy gets kilt because he got cut in the blank by a rooster,
what, did he bleed out? Where are they going to put the tourniquet.
shame,
but the whole point, animals aren't your friends.

That's why I figured I'd share it.

This was on my mostly football related account with my actual name on it that I'm semi-careful about what I follow on it. ...not my...ummmm other... ummmm... one.

So he got it in the jiblets.

Why doesn't this sound abnormal??

Location, location, location.

Stashed at the end of that article is this little diddy...

"Officers seized the rooster and held it at a local police station for a day before transferring it to a poultry farm."


Dude (rooster) was held and then released. That's hilarious.

It is a shame. To quote George Kennedy in the Naked Gun, " my father went the same way".

Karma! The best prosecutor.

I have my next rooster to enter into the knife fight.

You know what scares the heck out of that rooster though ......



That's right ..... a beaver with a bazooka ....

Yes but everybody knows you only have to lick a beaver for a while and its done.

Lord forgive me.