Been posted before, but always funny uncle Ted....

> Ted Nugent, an avid hunter and Lifetime NRA
> member, was being
> interviewed by a French journalist. The
> journalist asked, "What do
> you think the last thought is, in the mind of a
> deer before you shoot
> it? Is it,
>
> "Are you my friend?" or is it
>
> "Are you the one who killed
> my brother?"
>
> Nugent replied,
>
> "Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking.
> All
> they care about is,
>
> 'What am I going to eat next,
>
> who am I going to
> screw next, and
>
> can I run fast enough to get away.
>
> They are very much
> like the French."