DawgTalkers.net Forums DawgTalk Everything Else... Happy St. Pats Day To All You Irish Lads!

And can you rub some of your irish luck onto the browns organization and help them get lucky on finding a franchise quaterback please?
I would give them all the luck i could if i were irish but im polish-italian and id only give them a deal they couldn't understand, LMAO.
Anyhow Have Fun Today Dawgs and Be Safe. Here's to plenty of green beers and great times. Go Browns.

be safe guys!

Just remember, the reason God invented whiskey was so the Irish wouldn't take over the world.

Ooh i was thinking because of browns football, but i'll take your word for it, lol.

So an Irishman took his son down to the pub for his first drink.. When he got there he ordered a pint of Guinness for himself and another for his son. To his surprise his son didn't like it so the man drank them both... He thought maybe Guinness was a bit much for his first pint so he ordered a Harp for each of them, the son didn't like that either so again the father had to drink them both... The man figured that beer just might not be his thing so he ordered a whiskey for himself and another for his son... when his son didn't like that either, he had to drink them both... Finally the bartender asked him if he needed another and he said, "Feckin' no way, if I have another I won't even be able to push this stroller home"

An Irishman goes into a bar in America and orders three whiskeys. The barman asks: "Would it be better for if I put all three shots in one glass?"

The Irishman replies: "No! I have two other brothers back at home, so every time I come into a pub, I drink a shot for them both."

The following week, the Irishman orders just two whiskeys.

The barman asks: "Did something happen one of your brothers?"

"Oh no," replies the Irishman. "I just decided to quit drinking!"

U hear about the irish guy the british guy and the german guy walking on the beach in ireland?
Well they came across a bottle that popped out a magic leprechaun that would grant them all one wish apiece. So the brit asked for all his british people to be back in England and enjoying there homeland and soccer teams. Wish granted said the leprechaun. Well the kraut went next and asked for 1000 boats to sail all his german people off this island over the channel and back to the fatherland so they could all live in peace in Germany, wish granted exclaimed the
Leprechaun. As the leprechaun was asking the Irishman what is your wish u want granted, the Irishman interupted and said " you mean to tell me that all the krauts are back in Germany and the brits are back in England, yes replied the leprechaun. Well the Irishman stated "ill just have a shot of jamieson then".

Friend of mine put this on facebook. I'll just leave it here for all to ponder:

"So for those of you who don't know why I celebrate St. Patrick's Day, here is a little look into my life...

I was born in Bowling Green, OH, I was adopted at 3 weeks old, and it was a closed adoption. The only thing I know about my biological mother, is that she is Irish. She sent a note to my parents to carry on her Irish heritage and teach me an Irish lullaby.

So this is how we carried on your Irish heritage... My mom sang to me an Irish lullaby, she also surprised my wife and I with an Irish wedding song, played by a bag piper on our wedding day, and we named our first child, Irelyn in memory of you!

Thanks for giving me a great life and great family!

Long Live The Irish!!!"

He is talking about his adoptive mother here.

That's a nice story Arch.

As far as St Patrick .... it's ironic .....

St Patrick wasn't Irish at all. He was kidnapped as a young man, probably from somewhere in England, and sold into slavery in Ireland. Eventually he managed to escape, and when back home felt the calling of the ministry, and felt compelled to go back to Ireland to preach the Word of God there. His time as a slave taught him about the caste system, so he worked to bring the heads of the clans to Christ first, because that would bring the rest of their clans with them.

It's an amazing story of how God can take something awful, and turn it to His good purposes.

Me Mom told me when I was young that there were only two kind of people in the whole world " Them that are Irish and them that wished they where ! ?

HAHA.....This hits close to home. My Sister & I were just about raised in the bar. My Dad would pay the guys every Fri. at this bar and would always buy us a round of beer. He always said Hey if I can have a Beer then my Kids can have a beer. We were around anywhere from 6-7 to 10-14 and whenever we went along to the bar, which was around 2-3 times a month we got a beer. When I got older like around 16 or so my dad would sometimes carry me in the house cause my beer turned out to be 5-6 beers

My family was Scotch Irish. Which means the Irish wanted nothing to do with them. lol