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#11880 12/08/06 12:26 AM
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The Clown Hunters Sanctuary for Wayward Downtrodden Clown fans is here for you. Dont despair. We have grief counselors on staff as well as Dawg expert Cesar Millan the Dawg Whisperer. You can either come in downtown Clowntown to the Sanctuary or call 1-800-CLO-WNSS Thats 1-800-256-9677

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The Mobile Clown Hunter Command Center is available for the Clowns in outlying areas. Cesar will be manning that so he can take care of unruly Clown fans who may need to be put in a submissive state.

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Poor Clowns. <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />


" just look at our record. yes we have sucked!" GMdawg - 02/20/15 07:10 AM
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Yea we lost again, but I am embarrassed moreso for you after this post. I have to assume you are single and mid 40's with nothing else to do...now that is sad.

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the thing is.........we lost, and are now in good shape to land ourselves a great qb or Rb.......while u won and are in good shape to lose ur coach, and get a mid first round pick........nice..... <img src="/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" />

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the thing is.........we lost, and are now in good shape to land ourselves a great qb or Rb.......while u won and are in good shape to lose ur coach, and get a mid first round pick........nice.....


Sadly thats the lie the Clowns Front Office tells you so you can say wait till next year. What happens in the draft? Botched picks. Again and again. Saviour to bust.

Every year the Clowns pick us some magical free agent. Every year the Clowns pick up a can't miss Rookie. You still end up in the basement. Yay we got DUI Garcia a former probowler. Yes we drafted a stud center in Faine. Awesome we got the Solja. Yipee we grabbed Bentley.

Still in the basement. Its cold and damp and chills to the bone. Poor Clowns. <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />


" just look at our record. yes we have sucked!" GMdawg - 02/20/15 07:10 AM
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Still in the basement. Its cold and damp and chills to the bone.

Sounds like a good place to store wine

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actually our last few drafts have been pretty good.......Kamerion Wimbley, Braylon Edwards.......not too bad picks if we can pick up another great guy like Mike Bush or Peterson, we should be fine aslong as bentley is back

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Your name isn't Castanza,Kramer or Newman is it?????? <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

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