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Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and the Hunchback of Notre Dame were all
talking one day.
Sleeping Beauty said, 'I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in
the world.'
Tom Thumb said, 'I must be the smallest person in the world.'
The Hunchback of Notre Dame said, 'I absolutely have to be the ugliest
person in the world.'
So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have
their claims verified.
Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy. 'It's
official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world.'
Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphantly, 'I am now officially
the smallest person in the world.'
Sometime later, the Hunchback of Notre Dame comes out looking utterly
confused and says, 'Who the hell is Rosie O'Donnell?'
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But at least she's got a great personality ...... 
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The best shot at Rosie O'Donnell was taken by Dave Chappelle.
He had a skit called the Player Haters' Ball during the first season.
In short they showed a picture of Rosie (after they had showed pictures of Osama Bin Laden, and P. Diddy (or whatever he calls himself this week)), and Dave said "she looks like she wears underwear with d***holes in them!"
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and Dave said "she looks like she wears underwear with d***holes in them!"
OH shot!! I had forgotten all about that skit. Funniest line ever!!! that was one of those shockingly funny lines where you better have not had pop in your mouth when you first saw it or it would be all over the room.
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