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A guy walks into a bar, sits down next to another guy and immediatley notices the guy has a very large Bic cigarette lighter.
The first guy says, "Wow, a cool lighter you have there, where did you get it?"
The guy replies, "A genie from a bottle granted me one wish."
"Great, can I try it?"
"Sure."
The first guy rubs the bottle and the genie appears. "You are granted on wish" says the genie.
The guy says, "I want a million bucks!"
"Done" says the genie and dissapears.
A few minutes go by and suddenly the door swings open and pouring in come ducks. Thousands and thousands of ducks falling all over each other through the bar door.
"I can't believe this." says the guy who had just placed his wish, "I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"
The second guy then says, "Do you really think I wished for a 12" Bic?"

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

LOL... good one, I heard it before but the guy didn't have a large lighter, he had a short guy playing the piano.. and the punchline was, "Do you really think I wished for a 12" pianist."...