I had a run-in with a guy who was ultimately deemed a vexatious litigator. That was fun...
Did it involve titillating exposures of naked contemp for the court?
LOL, I ain't that lucky. Some guys get to have all the fun.
I will say that the judge had a good line in mine (I'm paraphrasing):
Vexatious Litigator: "I have spent thousands in filing fees and have not seen a dime in any of my actions!"
Judge" "Well, then I think we all know what the problem is..."