Last night the man who's been tasked with gutting whole departments of the government (illegally since he needs congressional approval to actually do this), who wasn't elected or officially appointed, who just so happens to be a billionaire and the largest single contributor to the President's campaign lectured the nation from behind the oval office desk on the evils of bureaucracy/bureaucrats...
... while his son picked his nose on camera.
The line between truth and satire has never been blurrier.
There is no level of sucking we haven't seen; in fact, I'm pretty sure we hold the patents on a few levels of sucking NOBODY had seen until the past few years.
Meanwhile i see posts suggesting things for "Republicans" must be on track when Moscow Mitch agrees with the Dems. . . . Cant make this up. Trumptards are gonne trumptard.
The more things change the more they stay the same.
You’ve used “Trumptard” several times now, expect a ban. I get them all the time for retaliatory name calling, while the Trumptard posters get to continue.
You’ve used “Trumptard” several times now, expect a ban.
Why? Libtard had been spammed across this board for 8 years or more without repercussions and without a Republican or Trump supporter saying Boo. Whats good for the goose is good for the gander ....
The more things change the more they stay the same.
You’ve used “Trumptard” several times now, expect a ban.
Why? Libtard had been spammed across this board for 8 years or more without repercussions and without a Republican or Trump supporter saying Boo. Whats good for the goose is good for the gander ....
That word was really hammered by one poster, and (combined with the general lack of substance of her posts) it really only served to show that she wasn't worth engaging with... unless you just wanted to fling poo.
There is no level of sucking we haven't seen; in fact, I'm pretty sure we hold the patents on a few levels of sucking NOBODY had seen until the past few years.
Petition for Denmark to buy California for $1 trillion surpasses 200,000 signatures
A satirical online petition is catching the attention of both Californians and Danes alike.
As of Tuesday, the "Denmarkification" petition – which calls for the country of Denmark to buy the state of California – has collected more than 200,000 signatures.
The petition comes in response to President Trump's continued interest in purchasing Greenland, a territory of Denmark. In January, the president even talked about how he hasn't ruled out using military force to take control of both Greenland and the Panama Canal.
Greenland's leader, Múte B. Egede, has rebuffed the U.S. president's interest, saying his people don't want to be Americans.
Using tongue-in-cheek language, the Denmarkification petition argues that President Trump may be open to selling the state whose political leaders have often stood at odds with his administration.
"Let's be honest – Trump isn't exactly California's biggest fan. He's called it 'the most ruined state in the Union' and has feuded with its leaders for years," the petition states. "We're pretty sure he'd be willing to part with it for the right price."
Denmarkification organizers have set a goal of crowdfunding $1 trillion to buy California – but the petition is only collecting signatures, not donations.
With melting sea ice opening up new Arctic shipping routes, experts say Greenland's location is of particular strategic importance.
If California were to become another territory of Denmark, one city would seem to be a natural capital: Solvang, already known as the "Danish Capital of America."
I chuckled at the whole thing, but the lady at the end got me.
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There is no level of sucking we haven't seen; in fact, I'm pretty sure we hold the patents on a few levels of sucking NOBODY had seen until the past few years.
Rumor has it that The White House, in honor of Musk and Space X is now considering changing the name of what it had earlier renamned "The Gulf of America" to "The Gulf of Space Debris"
Intoducing for The Cleveland Browns, Quarterback Deshawn "The Predator" Watson. He will also be the one to choose your next head coach.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an emergency address from the Oval Office on Monday afternoon, Donald J. Trump commanded the American people not to check their 401k accounts.
“Anyone caught checking their 409s (sic) can and will be deported,” he warned.
Asserting that he was issuing this order “for your own good,” Trump added, "Elon says there's a virus in the stock market and if you check your stocks it will spread to your body."
Though he claimed that “nothing bad is happening on Wall Street,” he promised the American people that, in the event of a stock market crash, “I will fix it with my Sharpie.”
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