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My dog when he’s about to be eaten.

I didn't know you live in Springfield.

Sprinfield and Trumplandia aren't even in the same state.

I don't know where either of the two places you mentioned are, but neither Taipei. But at least you got to attempt a but Truuuuuuuuump.

Meanwhile in Greenland.

Funny/not funny/but still funny because it's probably true.

*REFS* Please delete the above if possible. I had no idea the scope of this disaster. Jokes are in terrible taste, especially to score political points. I came back to delete it but it was too late.

CA or Ukraine?

It doesn't really seem to matter.

We had the Simpsons predicting future events. Now we have Fallout predicting future events.

Does MAGA not get how retarded Trump’s ideas are? He’s an imbecile. Luckily he’s just the distraction. Y’all ain’t getting a damn thing the billionaires don’t want. No mass deportations for farming corps, tech corps etc. Matter of fact, Trump backs Elons call for more HB1 visas for tech because “Murican’s is too stoopid” to work for silicon valley. His fellow Doge(r) Vivek Rammyhammyswammy says it has to be Indians in those jobs because of our love of sports and popular kids at our proms over hoisting scholarship to the most honored trait… these are your UNCHOSEN UNREGULATED UNOFFICIAL presidents 2 and 3 who will undoubtedly call all the shots while dementia don trots out the greatest hits for distraction. Good luck with what you have wrought.

You voted for less. Less opportunity, less pay, less healthcare coverage, less truth, less housing, less education, less vaccines for horrible crippling ailments, and less social safety-net. No tax on overtime was word play for ending all overtime. Dumb doesn’t begin to describe this kind of treachery. But $25 a dozen eggs sound great to me, not because I can afford them, but because many of the MAGA voters won’t. And when the robots get here, we’ll all get to fight over garbage found food from the elite anyway. They can’t deport those who scare them most, so they are gonna starve you out. Bank on it.

A MAGAt burning a cyber truck in front of demented D’s trademark was a message well sent. Between that and glee over the UHC CEO assassination, the elite are prepared to be deadly aggressive while Trump exists to blame the fall of America on.

I didn't know Visitors had penises. Crazy.

Lets dance!

THAT is pure awesome. Did you spin that??

For a jokes thread you started, you still haven’t posted anything remotely funny.

Meme boy is back.

lol comparing Superman to Musk. That is a joke.

The pinko kool-aid corners of his mouth give him away. The de’ facto interim furor has to stay close to Trump to protect his investment. He can’t let the maga influencers have trumps ear. That’s the best buds act. Dementia Don was going down in flames and Elon saw a chance to be president, a job he knew was something he could never truly hold. That is the only thing I see in Elon. Greed and opportunity is what billionaires thrive on. Nothing super about that.

That’s all you can come up with. That’s as old as great-great-grandpa’s bear-skin-condom and used just as much. You need fresh material and original thoughts… maybe you can rent some from a dem…


That smack back out of the way, I noticed you said you wanted to chill on the fighting… I’ll chill on attacks toward you personally. But not on the happy dances for MAGA crap, those I will always bash. And of course, I will always be nasty with anyone coming at me, so expect that. Otherwise, coexistence without the rhetoric is something I would prefer because we used to get along well. That’s the best olive branch I have to offer.

Well this place just got a whole lot more boring...

I'm more upset with you using that gif because that dude is on the Great British Baking Show, which is on in my house seemingly 24/7, and just seeing his face makes me angry.

As if it was ever interesting. It’s been a vitriol filled game of wack-a-troll for almost a decade now. And it all started because I went too hard at 40 in another forum… the birth of Palus Politicus… it’s always been a joke as far as the exchange of ideas and political views goes. Entertaining at times, but continually devolving.